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New free champion rotation: Taric, Jhin, Fizz and more!

Riot·8/3/2018, 9:12:38 PM·0 votes·10,946 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Ezreal - the Prodigal Explorer
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Mage
Fizz - the Tidal Trickster
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Garen - The Might of Demacia
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Jhin - the Virtuoso
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin
LeBlanc - the Deceiver
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Mage
Nidalee - the Bestial Huntress
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Olaf - the Berserker
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Singed - the Mad Chemist
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Taric - the Shield of Valoran
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Fighter
Teemo - the Swift Scout
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin
Udyr - the Spirit Walker
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Vel'Koz - the Eye of the Void
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Warwick - the Uncaged Wrath of Zaun
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Yorick - Shepherd of Souls
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

22 Comments

King Dellron8/6/2018, 6:02:00 PM9 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: The Corporate Cave Part III

Over at a temporary rescue base:

Heimerdinger "We've been pumping water out of that cave since you found it last week, but I'm sorry to report that we haven't made a shred of difference. These rains are just too much for our machines to handle."

Soraka "That's alright Heimerdinger. Keep at it, maybe we will get lucky."

Heimerdinger "Can do boss!" "Waddles away."

"Helicopter noises."

Soraka "Walks out of the tent and looks up" "What now?"

The helicopter lands and a figure steps off it.

Soraka "Who are you?"

Gangplank "I'm special forces, here to take over this rescue op."

Soraka "What? I'm in charge here."

Gangplank "Not anymore. If the Corporates don't make it out of there it's bad news for us all. So the powers that be want a professional in charge. Now fill me in on the situation."

Soraka "We believe they are trapped in some far back room of the caves. Hopefully, one that still has oxygen. We've attempted to pump the water out of the cave but haven't made any progress with these heavy rains. I have my underwater specialists in there now looking for the corporates."

Gangplank "Okay, show me what we're working with. We can't do much until we locate the Corporates. Let's hope your specialists return with good news."

Meanwhile:

Pyke "Admit it, you're lost."

Nami "I'm not lost. I just need to get my bearings."

Pyke "Why don't you just let me lead the way?"

Nami "Oh, and you know which part of the cave we haven't explored yet?"

Pyke "I do, it's right this way."

Nami "And how could you possibly know that?"

Pyke "Water smells different. Now come." "Swims through a narrow opening."

Nami "That doesn't make any- Ugh, fine!" "Swims after him."

Pyke "See, an air pocket."

Nami "Quick, let's see if there's anyone in it." "Swims to the top."

Pyke "Look, over there!"

Nami "Lucian!"

Pyke "I don't see anyone else, he appears to be alone."

Nami "He's not doing anything. Is he dead?"

Pyke "Hang on, I'll find out." "Stabs Corporate Lucian's arm with his hook."

Lucian "AHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Pyke "Hi there."

Lucian "Is this it? You've finally come to take me to hell for the horrible sins against humanity I've committed?"

Nami "No Lucian, we've come to rescue you so you can get back to working as a Corporate."

Lucian "Dammit, that's worse."

Nami "But, why are you alone? Where are the others."

Lucian "Oh, they're through that underwater pass right there. I tried to escape when we got stuck in here, but turns out I can't hold my breath for more than a minute or so. Can't make it far like that."

Nami "If they are so close, we are you sitting in here all alone?"

Lucian "I figured it wouldn't be long before hunger drove them mad and they started voting on who to eat. Since I'm the least important to the story I figured I would be the first chosen and decided to stay here."

Nami "Well, I'm going to go check on them with Pyke. Are you going to be fine waiting here?"

Lucian "Sure, I'm in no hurry to get out of this place. Very bad things are sure to happen since I wasn't at my office."

Nami "How ominous. Well, we'll be back soon."

Meanwhile:

LeeSin "Man, it sure takes a long time to cook people using only a flaming pointer stick."

Kayle "That's my flaming pointer stick!"

Kled "Not anymore it ain't. Heretics like you don't get no property."

Kayle "I'm no heretic. The Watch is false. It will not lead us to salvation, only death."

Gnar "Lies! Listening to the Watch is the only way. Salvation will come for the True believers!"

DrMundo "Remember when Corporate Mundo was most crazy one. Me remember."

Braum "Please, don't do this. We used to be friends. Remember, Corporate Braum is friend."

Nasus "Friends don't try and destroy our only hope."

Braum "I only did it for you. The watch has corrupted you, it needs to be stopped."

Kled "Quiet! Or I'll stick you like the pig you are."

item 2421 "Tick tick."

LeeSin Nasus Kled "THE WATCH HAS SPOKEN."

Gnar "The watch has provided a solution to our cooking problem! It says that if we pile our clothes and other items around the flame stick, it will make a bigger fire for better roasting."

LeeSin "The watch saves us yet again."

Nasus Gnar LeeSin Kled "PRAISE THE WATCH!"

Kayle "I can't believe this is how I'm going to die."

Nasus "Hold on, what is the bright light in the water?"

Gnar "It's getting closer."

LeeSin "What are you guys talking about?"

Nami "Emerges from the water." "Thank Rito, I've found you guys!"

Nasus "Nami! Why are you here?"

Nami "I'm part of the rescue team here to find you. We are working on getting you all out. But in the meantime, Pyke and I brought some protein bars here so you don't starve. Wait, whats going on in here, why are those three tied up next to a tiny fire?"

Gnar "Just a uhm, game we were playing. Kled, why don't you cut them loose." "Tosses the broken watch aside."

item 2421 "Ticks with the sounds of anger and vengeance."

Pyke "Come and get your snack bars, no human flesh in them, I promise."

Nami "Pyke."

Pyke "Yes?"

Nami "Telling people there is no human flesh in food that doesn't normally contain human flesh just makes the whole thing creepy."

Pyke "Well, I thought they might want to know if there is any in there. Some people don't like human flesh in their food."

Nami "Yes, most people do not like human flesh in their food. But most people already assume there isn't any. So how about you do the inverse of what you're doing and only tell people if there is human flesh in their food."

Pyke "Alright."

Nami "We are just going to leave the bars here. Pyke and I need to go back to base and report your location. Hopefully, we will return with a rescue plan." "Gets back into the water."

Some time later:

Gangplank "Where are they, does it normally take this long to get out of that cave?"

Soraka "It's giant. But don't worry, they can both breathe underwater."

Jayce "HELLO, I'M LOOKING FOR WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE HERE?"

Gangplank "What now. I'M RIGHT HERE!"

Jayce "You're the one I need to talk to?"

Gangplank "Depends, who are you and what do you want?"

Jayce "I'm Elon Jayce. Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. I'm here to help with the rescue."

Soraka "Ol' jacey?"

Jayce "Literally no one calls me that or has ever called me that."

Gangplank "How is someone like you going to help our rescue mission? What are you going to do, build a mini-submarine?"

Jayce "What? No, that's crazy and completely impractical for a cave this narrow. No, the best way to get them out is to blow up the water."

Gangplank "What? There is no way I heard that right."

Jayce "No, think about it. Water evaporates when it gets too hot right? Well, if we blow it all up into vapor, the corporates can just walk out. Now, this will only work if they are in the back of the cave."

Gangplank "Oh yeah, why's that?"

Jayce "Sciency things that I can't explain for plot reasons."

Gangplank "You're insane. Get off my base before I force you off."

Warwick "Uh, boss, we've got a big problem. I've been watching the weather like you told me too. And a giant uh, storm is heading our way. If we don't get them out in the next few hours we never will."

Gangplank "DAMMIT! HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND A SOLUTION FAST ENOUGH?"

Jayce "You know, I brought all the equipment needed to do my plan, we could do it right now. Wouldn't take long."

Gangplank "We still don't even know where they are. If they aren't in the back your plan won't work."

Nami "Emerges from the water." "Good news guys, I found them! They are in the very far back end of the cave!"

Jayce "A giant grin appears on his face."

A little bit later:

Soraka "So, how is all of this going to work?"

Jayce "It's all too complex for a simple mind like yours to understand. Let's just say that if it does, I'm going to be able to sell a whole lot more than flamethrowers."

Soraka "Wait, what if they're in the water? Won't they get blown up too?"

Jayce "Hmmm, didn't think of that. Oh well, let's hope they aren't in the water."

Soraka "Wait, shouldn't we-"

Jayce "Presses button."

"BOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!"

A huge cloud of steam flies out of the cave entrance.

Gangplank "The water's gone. It's showtime men. GO GO GO!" "Charges into the cave with his sword drawn."

Soraka "Wait, why did he go in with his sword?"

Jayce "For style, obviously."

(Continued in the comment below:)

Monstermushmush8/6/2018, 9:59:11 PM3 votes

Garen and Udyr more difficult than Olaf?[zombie-brand-mindblown]

ThotHunter1668/7/2018, 1:01:19 AM2 votes

u giving garen away.... thats a spot for an actual fun champion. and btw everybody has that champion

Kire The Kitty8/7/2018, 6:54:35 AM2 votes

change garens difficulty to 1/10

JetPandawu8/6/2018, 8:26:29 PM1 votes

Still waiting for Zoe

JetPandawu8/7/2018, 6:59:02 PM1 votes

It’s been 8 months since the last time Zoe was here but I’m still waiting...