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New free champion rotation: Diana, Kha'Zix, Lissandra & more!

Riot·9/16/2016, 8:25:01 PM·0 votes·27,900 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

Diana - Scorn of the Moon

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Mage

Kha'Zix - the Voidreaver

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Assassin

Secondary Role Fighter

Lissandra - the Ice Witch

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Lulu - the Fae Sorceress

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Mage

Nasus - the Curator of the Sands

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Tank

Rengar - the Pridestalker

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Assassin

Secondary Role Fighter

Ryze - the Rune Mage

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Fighter

Tahm Kench - the River King

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Tank

Varus - the Arrow of Retribution

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Secondary Role Mage

Vayne - the Night Hunter

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Secondary Role Assassin

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

29 Comments

King Dellron9/19/2016, 5:07:27 PM25 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Iron Chef Runeterra.

Ryze "Welcome to today's episode of Iron Chef Runeterra. I'm your host, Ryzlton Blue. Let's introduce our challengers. Working as a secretary for one of the Corporates. She is eager to finally get some recognition for her skills and get an escape from the boring secretary life. Please put your hands together for SORAKA!"

Soraka "Thank you, thank you. But my secretary life is far from boring."

Ryze "And here to assist her in winning. From the Piltover police department. Happy to have a day off from beating up crooks. A warm welcome for VI!"

"I never stop beating up crooks."

Ryze "As long as you don't beat up any cooks. Soraka, I'm sure our audience is dying to know. What's it like working for Corporate Gnar?"

Soraka "Yelling, lots of yelling."

Ryze "I have to ask, how did you guys meet and decide to start cooking together?"

Soraka "Well Ryzlton, it all started back at the start of the year."

"Yeah, some psychopathic killer decided he wanted me and three others dead. So we at the police department decided the safest thing to do would be to hide out in Soraka's office building."

Soraka "There was a limited number of food options. So we had to make do with what we had. My food ended up getting really boring after a while, and Vi's tried to kill a few people. But when we put our skills together, heaven in your mouth."

Ryze "And what would you do if you won the money?"

Soraka "Probably buy sweaters for all the free rotation versions of the champions. It gets really cold in their true ice cages."

"I would get a working particle cannon, to complete my Zarya cosplay."

Ryze "And finally, who have you brought with you today?"

Soraka "Guard Dog Warwick, he works at my office and does a great job at keeping me safe."

Ryze "Do I smell a little office romance?"

"I brought my police partner, Caitlyn."

Ryze "Let's get this started then. These are the chefs you have chosen for round one. Someone who embodies all meanings of the word artisan. This truly is his profession. BAKER PANTHEON!"

Pantheon "I SHALL KILL YOU ALL! With diabetes, from eating too much of my delicious baked goods."

Ryze "And to make this a fair fight we have. sa, sashemu, sushi, forget it. THE AKALI WITH A CRAB CLAW!"

Akali "I hate being the only Japanese chef."

Ryze "As you know, each episode we have a mystery ingredient. It's usually something you wouldn't really cook a fancy meal with and something most of you have no experience cooking with. But you must include it in your food."

Soraka "I hope it isn't plantains. Fake banana wannabes, they don't even taste like them."

Ryze "Today's ingredient is, what is it? Plantains?"

Soraka "Heart drops."

Pantheon "Here, let me taste. Nope, these are definitely bananas."

Ryze "IT'S BANANAS!"

Soraka "Hahahahahaha!"

Ryze "Yes, every host makes mistakes. I get it's funny."

Soraka "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Ryze "Alright, you are starting to hurt my feelings. It wasn't that funny."

Soraka "HAHAHAHAHA! I can't breathe."

Ryze "Does anyone have any idea what is so funny?"

"She literally only cooks with bananas. So the fact that it's the main ingredient makes this comically easy for her."

Ryze "Ok then, let the competition begin!"

Soraka "Alright, I think we should go with our signature Banana chili. Throw them off their game a little."

"As long as I get to cook up some meat, that's fine with me."

Almost one hour later:

Warwick "COME ON SORAKA, YOU CAN DO IT, I BELIEVE! Phew, this is really close."

Caitlyn "Yeah, too close." "Pulls out rifle."

Warwick "WHOAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?"

Caitlyn "Giving our team a little help."

Warwick "How did you even get that in here?"

Caitlyn "You would be amazed at how little they check purses, and how much you can fit in them."

Warwick "Isn't this cheating, and illegal?"

Caitlyn "Nothing is illegal if you're a cop. Quiet now, I need to focus." "Takes careful aim and fires."

Akali "Alright, just need to bring the sushi over to the plating area and-" "The sushi tray explodes out of her hand."

Pantheon "WHAT HAPPENED!"

Akali "I don't know, I heard a loud noise and the tray flew out of my hand."

Pantheon "We don't have time to make more, so figure something out."

Warwick "Nice shot, but what happens when they find the bullet?"

Caitlyn "They won't, ice bullet. All they are going to find is a puddle of water."

Warwick "Aren't you worried someone in the audience saw you?"

Caitlyn "Nah, everyone here is either too focused on the cooking or glued to their phones to notice anything. People get shanked in places like this all the time and nobody ever sees anything."

Ryze "Alright chefs, time is up. let's bring your plates to our judges. All food is carefully tasted and evaluated by our three judges. First, she is the owner of several sweet treat shops around Valoran. Sinful succulence Morgana!"

Morgana "Unlike everyone seems to think, I don't burn my cookies and then throw a fiery demonic tantrum. That only happened once."

Ryze "Someone who has tasted everything, including your mom. Our obligatory British judge. Gentleman Cho'Gath!"

Chogath "And she was most delicious."

Ryze "Finally, she loves food. Like really loves food. The only thing she talks about more is her god. Her name is Illaoi!"

Illaoi "There is joy in food, and fighting. Luckily, this show has both."

Soraka "Judges, today we have made a delicious banana chili."

"It has a perfectly tuned balance of sweet and spicy."

Morgana "Banana chili? That is one of the oddest things I have heard of."

Illaoi "I am surprised, but this might be the best chili I have ever had."

Chogath "Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom."

Pantheon "For our dish, I baked a delightful banana bread."

Morgana "Really, banana bread was the only thing you could think of?"

Chogath "How boring, couldn't you have done something a little fancier?"

Pantheon "Look, I'm a baker. All I do is make bread type things."

Illaoi "This is a chef show, about chefs. Being just a baker is boring and stagnant."

Pantheon "Look, I worked hard on doing this. It took me years to finish baking school when everyone said I couldn't do it and I am not stopping now."

Ryze "Alright, and what was your part of the dish Akali?"

Akali "I think my part might be a little more what you are looking for, banana sushi."

Illaoi "Why does mine look like someone stepped on it?"

Chogath "Mine has a toenail in it."

Morgana "Even though they appear to have been on the floor at some point. Even the whole idea is terrible. I ate some and the flavor and texture nearly made me hurl."

Ryze "Judges, do we have a decision?"

Chogath "Well, Vi and Soraka's dish didn't seem like it could kill us. And I own her company, but her contract won't let me fire her. So I'm hoping that she quits if she wins. We choose Vi and Soraka."

Ryze "Congrats, you have beat round one out of three! Next up are Butcher Olaf and Barbecue Leona."

"We are ready."

Ryze "Just as a friendly reminder. Since bananas were our main ingredient last round, you will be unable to use them in the next two rounds. If you do use them, you will be disqualified."

Soraka "Welp that's it, I'm out. GG, ff at 20."

ToaDistraxx9/19/2016, 7:09:45 PM6 votes

#The Arcade Update: 9/19/16 geez it feels like I'm doing these more than actual episodes now Hello everyone, I'm sorry to say, but The Arcade is cancelled. Due to school, not having ideas, and overall being tired of it, I've decided to cancel it. One last episode will come out next week. See you, for the last time, then.

EDIT: I decided I'm just going to do something else.

I7A6X2v29/19/2016, 5:12:19 PM4 votes

Rengar Khazix are always free together :D

Birdie Sànders9/19/2016, 7:23:44 PM3 votes

Diana RIP mid Khazix You'd be surprised how many Kha'zixes I've seen evolve everything but their claws when he's on champ rotation *sigh Lissandra Plans within plans inside of plans with plans starting plans on top of plans where plan are being planned Lulu This is the reason the adc has 28 assists Nasus Time to whip out that Snoop Dogg skin and roll over them noob Nasuses Rengar Rip bot lane Ryze point and click "roots" TahmKench Everyone que dodges when i pick him Varus 420 blazit snipes Vayne As a tank main, I believe that Vayne is cancer and needs to die

DarthWatermelone9/19/2016, 6:49:43 PM3 votes

This week, nobody is safe in the jungle

KittyViolet9/19/2016, 10:10:24 PM2 votes

PLEASEE put Kindred in the champion rotation ;-;

PureSilvrr9/20/2016, 1:52:18 AM2 votes

Diana Rip my mid laning for this week Khazix Evolve!!!!!!!!!!! or nah Lissandra Plans. 1234567890 many plans Lulu Any lane everywhere She will be there Nasus You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can let him free farm :) Rengar Rip jungling for this week Ryze BROKEN AS FCK BOIZ(In the right hands) Don't eat me Plz I'm only an adc I personally hate BROKEN AS FCK BOIZ (In the right hands)

sznd octopus12/5/2016, 12:14:15 AM1 votes

Can you put Rengar in again?

Emojay9/20/2016, 11:11:33 PM1 votes

When I just bought Vayne and Lulu ... I wanted the dragon trainer lulu skin for this rotation that I saw coming(so people knew I owned her. Weird, I know...), but RITO hates me...

Letssuitcase9/20/2016, 11:13:13 PM1 votes

This one sucks so much dude. I really want to play Ezreal Yorick Xerath

TigressGoddess9/25/2016, 2:04:58 AM1 votes

Teemo

Pyrogama9/19/2016, 5:15:12 PM1 votes

YES I CAN FINALLY TRY Diana I"VE WANTED TO FOR SO LONG WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB