New free champion rotation: Ahri, Jhin, Kayn and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Christmas III
"Finally, this is my office. That's the desk where I pick who gets to be free or not."
"Cool. But that statue of you is freaking me out a little. It won't stop staring at me."
"Yeah, it does that. I think its because I sold my soul to get it. Don't worry, it only shoots lasers at things that put me in mortal danger. Also, it can do this."
"Punches Golden Corporate Gnar statue in the gut and bacon pours out of its mouth."
"Awesome! Mhmm, the bacon tastes like death."
"Yeah, forgot to mention the taste in the deal."
"Hey boss, what are you doing? And who is this little guy?"
"Hey, why don't you feed Guard Dog Warwick this steak while Soraka and I talk."
"Okay!"
"Runs off."
"Soraka, for the love of Rito you have to help me. Corporate Mundo is acting weird. Well, weirder than usual. It's like he actually started caring about things. He's made each of us sponsor an orphan for the holidays. I got Tiny Talon."
"Well, that sounds like a wonderful idea."
"Yeah, except he is going have the kids review their time afterward. For every negative comment they give, he is going to chop off one of our limbs. I'm not this nice, I can't keep up the act."
"You are a much nicer person than you give yourself credit for. What are you planning to do with him?"
"I figured I would show him around the office. Then I was going to get him a gold-plated toy car and a 12 pack of elixir or something."
"Giving elixirs to children? That wrong and illegal. Kids don't want fancy presents. They want to have fun, make lasting Christmas memories. Why don't you take him to see Santa down at the mall? He'll love that."
"No way, the Santas and I don't get along well."
"Well, if you want to keep all your limbs, you better think of something more special."
"Crying." "That mean dog won't let me ride him."
"He won't? Don't worry, I'll make him. WARWICK, YOU LET THIS CHILD RIDE YOU LIKE A PONY!"
"Boss, I can't. Remember, I hurt my back last week after Recon Teemo shot me with a blinding dart and I fell down the stairs. Besides, it's demeaning."
"Hahahahaha yeah, I rememeber that."
"You better do everything this boy asks or I am going to have you neutered."
"Come, ride child!"
"Jumps onto Guard Dog Warwick." "Woo! Bark doggy, bark!"
"WOOF WOOF!"
"After this can we go to the room of freedom. I want to poke the people in the cages with my knives."
"Evidently that is abuse and is banned. We have to treat them like actual people, even if some of them deserved to be stabbed."
"Ahwww, okay. I suppose you'll be taking me back to the orphanage then."
"You know what, change of plans. We are going down to the mall. I hear Santa is there and I think you would like to meet him. Even if he is a jerk."
"Hurray!"
Over in the mall:
"Now I know you were all expecting Santa Braum to be here. Buuuuut he's not."
"Where is he, mister?"
"I don't know kid, probably dead in a ditch somewhere. Anyways, you got me, SANTA DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN! So come sit on my lap and hiccup tell me all about what you want."
"Aren't you a little too muscular to be Santa?"
"Not according to your mom. She was kissing Santa clause all night long."
"Hey kid, wait up! Your legs are already longer than me."
"I want to meet Santa!"
"Alright, I see a line forming over there."
"ELF! Bring me the first child."
"What do you think I am, the earnest elf? No, I don't shoot the kids directly onto your lap. In ambitious elf land, they have to walk through a minefield of explosive monkeys!"
"Yeah, alright. First kid, you're up."
"C-C-Can't I just yell it to you from over here?"
"Nope, only counts if you sit on my lap. Come on, you can make it through the explosive monkeys. There you go, you are getting to-"
BOOM!
"Alright, second kid, you're up!"
"Makes it through minefield." "Can I please have the new bronzie dolly. That can really cry and feed."
"Uhhh, best I can do is the severed head of the guy I executed yesterday. Merry Christmas! Next!"
"Yeah, I want the power to one-shot more squishies, especially Twitch. A cup big enough to hold all the mid laner's tears. Oh, and an immunity to being banned."
"Now you're speaking my language, I'll see what I can do. Be sure to pet the reindeer on your way out."
"Oh, she's so cute!"
"This is the most embarrassing day of my life."
"OUT OF THE WAY, MOVE IT!"
"Hey, aren't you a little old to sit on-"
"There she is, the most beautiful creature in the world. Snow Fawn Poppy, I shall take you home and show you how a true gentleman treats a lady."
"And it just got worse."
"Hey buddy! Put her down, she ain't into you."
"YOU SHUT UP! This perfect mixture of animal and humanoid is the most amazing thing. She is far too good for any of you."
"Hey bub."
"Yes m'lady?"
"I hope you jingle all the way."
"Knocks Neckbeard Jayce out of the mall with a giant jingle bell on a stick."
"Alright, if any kids want to tell me what they want?"
"Yes, I would like a go, sir."
"Not before me!"
"Shoots a blinding dart."
"AH! I can't see, that's not fair!"
"All is fair in Christmas."
"Then so is this."
"Shoots out tongue."
"EW EW EW! He licked me!"
"All right, all right, cool it! I see what's happening here. You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Santa Draven's favorite. I can fix this. Tiny Teemo, sit here. Tiny Tahm, you sit here. Now, listen, I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Santa Draven's concerned, you're both pieces of Crap."
"Hold it right there! You're not part of the Santa Gang anymore. Don't worry, Santa Braum is here. He loves all good children and thinks no one is a piece of crap."
"Oh boy, two Santas. That means I can get twice as many presents."
"I thought we took you out. Listen man, I need the money."
"Money is not worth destroying the Christmas of these children. Santa Braum is sorry, but he must stop you."
"That ain't gonna fly pal. I'm the only Santa these kids need. Snow Fawn Poppy, think you can do that jingle bell trick again?"
"I was thinking the same thing."
"My Earnest Elf Tristana, would you kindly remove these posers?"
"I'll even gift wrap 'em for you."
"Slams jingle bell into the ground."
"Shoots a buster present."
"They all go flying out of the mall at high speeds."
"NOW WE'VE GOT NO SANTAS!"
"Cries."
"You know, all this Santa stuff is overrated anyways. All I really want is something fancy and gold plated. So I can pretend to be rich every once and a while."
"You know, I think I can help you out with that, kid."
Finally Kayn is free, been wanting to try him for months.
So many champs I wanna play,
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, my main
, oh my!
When you make a new account for your main
but then it gets on the free rotation😭
Why are there only 13 champs in this rotation?
Right when I buy Yasuo he's on free champ rotation LUL [vayne-pose]