New free champion rotation: Azir, Janna, Ryze and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
A Corporate Matter: Episode 22:
"Peaceful day today, i'm sure that won't last long.
"..."
"Yeah yeah, i know. But with the way things are i am pretty sure something is going to happen. Oh look, Uncle Ryze is walking into the building now. Three guesses as to who he is coming to see."
"I want you!!!!"
" Sigh. What do you want Uncle Ryze?"
"I WANT YOU!!!"
"Want me to do what?"
"I want you to, uhh. I don't remember. No one has actually asked. Let me check the note. Ah yes. Xerath is holding a parade to celebrate the day he made everyone free. So i want you! to come on down and parrrrrrrtaaaaaaa!"
"Ummm yeah, no thanks. You may leave now."
"Come on, there will be nachos."
"N-n-nachos? will they have little bacon bits inside?"
"Oh yeah, really good bacon too. It was a gift from baconivia."
"..."
"Mouth watering like a waterfall." "Yes Sona, i know they are my favorite. I love them because you don't need any scary knives to eat them. Alight, i will come to your party, but there better be nachos."
"Three hours later."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS SO FAR AWAY!"
"Then you wouldn't have come. And freedom needs everyone. Alright, we are here, the valley of freedom."
"Finally!
"Welcome to the freedom of shurima parade. You are just in time to watch the floats."
"Ohhhhhhkay, where are the people who man the floats?"
"Well, you see. When i cursed the ascension ritual and made everyone free. I kinda caused an explosion that killed everyone in a half mile radius. Anyone who survived that day vowed that if they ever saw me. They would do things to me that are not appropriate for this conversation. So, i decided not to invite them."
"Probably a good life decision. So, where are them nachos?"
"Ah yes, the food is right over there. But before you eat, i want you to see this with me."
"Alright...."
"Walks with Xerath."
"See that mountain in the north, just passed it is the Freljord. If the the sun hits it right, it creates a beautiful shimmer. Hey, what is that coming over the mountain?"
"You know whats more beautiful, bacon cheese nachos. So, i will be right over there."
"Eats one nacho."
"Oh man, these are soooo good. I could eat everyone of these."
"Arrow knocks plate of nachos out of hand."
"Hold it right there!"
"I WAS STILL EATING THESE, NOW YOU WASTED THEM AND I HAVE TO GET A NEW PLATE!!!!!"
"We, the Avarosan, have claimed this valley for today to celebrate the freedom of the Freljord and our victory over the watchers."
"OH, NOT ON MY WATCH! I WAS HERE FIRST, FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO I MADE FREE."
"What people, this is an empty valley."
"I am not explaining it again, so just leave and come back after freedom day is over."
"Sorry, but our freedom day can only be in freedom valley, so move on out. I have a lot more people who can enjoy it."
"SHURIMA FREEDOM DAY!!!"
"FRELJORD FREEDOM DAY!!!"
"SHURIMA FREEDOM DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FRELJORD FREEDOM DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why not both?"

"..."
"Lifts Corporate Gnar on shoulders."
"HUZZAH!!!!!!!"
"A few minutes later."
"Thank you Corporate Gnar, for solving the problems of Freedom day."
"Anything so that i can go get some nachos."
"You can go get some more now. WELCOME EVERYONE TO, FREEDOM DAY!!!!! TIME FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION. A XERATH AND UNCLE RYZE LIGHTNINGWORKS SHOW!!!!! ENJOY IT!!"
"Hey, who is that catfish dude by the food table. What is he doing?"
"Oh, him. Yeah, he seemed like a nice guy, so i let him in."
"You fool, do you not know who that is?"
"What is he do- Oh the humanity. He just ate the whole table. All my nachos are gone."
"Sob"
"HE EATS ALL THE NACHOS WITHOUT SHARING, HE SHALL PAY FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE. RAWR!!!!!!!"
70% more orders given
100% Mundo going where he pleases
60% Crowstorm + zhonya trolls
100% more drinking irresponsibly
35% more knockups outside the screen
70% more Runeglaive builds with OP perma root
50% more AD Thresh builds
85% turret dived hyper kinetic position reversers
90% noobs attempting to play midlane varus
85% mana per level increase by eating pies (3.142)
the trollest idea ever: since one of
Azir's roles is listed as "Marksman"......... ADC
Azir babyyyyyy
has the same difficulty as
seems legit.
own 7 out of 10. Yay. :(
Its the first time I own every single champion on the list :D. It's like a personal achievement :DDDDDDDDDDDd
The Troubles of Pooping on the Rift:
I have a very startling question. what if, Champions needed to poop when on the rift. How are they supposed to poop in peace with an enemy around every corner???
Well I have a solution for all y'all champs out there who have extreme pooping problems. Its called The-
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This product (available only at Dr Mundo's Explosive Dynamite Pooping Shop) helps EXPLODE any problems you have with pooping on the rift.
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I dont really even have a butt so i didnt even have this problem...
Ehh...me to
As You can see.. this EXPLOSIVE product gets rid of poop FAST!!!!!
Fin.
... I just bought

why is ryze free again jesus when is lee sin going to be free
Rotation Quote game: Replace one word of the champions selection Quote with Rotation, Rotate, Rotating, etc. (In Mundo's case just try to fuse them)
Shurima, your emperor has rotated!
memes
yes
I could never afford him
Brainless champion...
...Literally he doesn't have a brain.
Now I can't play 9/10 champions because no skin ;n; I can only play Varus on this rotation. Pls rito game make new rot
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