New free champion rotation: Azir, Janna, Ryze and more!

Riot·Jul 1, 2015·0 votes·36,880 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

Azir - the Emperor of the Sands

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Marksman

Dr. Mundo - the Madman of Zaun

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Tank

Fiddlesticks - the Harbinger of Doom

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Support

Gragas - the Rabble Rouser

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Mage

Janna - the Storm's Fury

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Mage

Ryze - the Rogue Mage

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Fighter

Thresh - the Chain Warden

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Fighter

Urgot - the Headsman's Pride

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Secondary Role Fighter

Varus - the Arrow of Retribution

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Secondary Role Mage

Vel'Koz - the Eye of the Void

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

92 Comments

King DellronJul 6, 201536 votes

A Corporate Matter: Episode 22:

Gnar "Peaceful day today, i'm sure that won't last long.

Sona "..."

Gnar "Yeah yeah, i know. But with the way things are i am pretty sure something is going to happen. Oh look, Uncle Ryze is walking into the building now. Three guesses as to who he is coming to see."

Ryze "I want you!!!!"

Gnar " Sigh. What do you want Uncle Ryze?"

Ryze "I WANT YOU!!!"

Gnar "Want me to do what?"

Ryze "I want you to, uhh. I don't remember. No one has actually asked. Let me check the note. Ah yes. Xerath is holding a parade to celebrate the day he made everyone free. So i want you! to come on down and parrrrrrrtaaaaaaa!"

Gnar "Ummm yeah, no thanks. You may leave now."

Ryze "Come on, there will be nachos."

Gnar "N-n-nachos? will they have little bacon bits inside?"

Ryze "Oh yeah, really good bacon too. It was a gift from baconivia."

Sona "..."

Gnar "Mouth watering like a waterfall." "Yes Sona, i know they are my favorite. I love them because you don't need any scary knives to eat them. Alight, i will come to your party, but there better be nachos."

"Three hours later."

Gnar "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS SO FAR AWAY!"

Ryze "Then you wouldn't have come. And freedom needs everyone. Alright, we are here, the valley of freedom."

Gnar "Finally!

Xerath "Welcome to the freedom of shurima parade. You are just in time to watch the floats."

Gnar "Ohhhhhhkay, where are the people who man the floats?"

Xerath "Well, you see. When i cursed the ascension ritual and made everyone free. I kinda caused an explosion that killed everyone in a half mile radius. Anyone who survived that day vowed that if they ever saw me. They would do things to me that are not appropriate for this conversation. So, i decided not to invite them."

Gnar "Probably a good life decision. So, where are them nachos?"

Xerath "Ah yes, the food is right over there. But before you eat, i want you to see this with me."

Gnar "Alright...." "Walks with Xerath."

Xerath "See that mountain in the north, just passed it is the Freljord. If the the sun hits it right, it creates a beautiful shimmer. Hey, what is that coming over the mountain?"

Gnar "You know whats more beautiful, bacon cheese nachos. So, i will be right over there." "Eats one nacho."

Gnar "Oh man, these are soooo good. I could eat everyone of these." "Arrow knocks plate of nachos out of hand."

Ashe "Hold it right there!"

Gnar "I WAS STILL EATING THESE, NOW YOU WASTED THEM AND I HAVE TO GET A NEW PLATE!!!!!"

Ashe "We, the Avarosan, have claimed this valley for today to celebrate the freedom of the Freljord and our victory over the watchers."

Xerath "OH, NOT ON MY WATCH! I WAS HERE FIRST, FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO I MADE FREE."

Ashe "What people, this is an empty valley."

Xerath "I am not explaining it again, so just leave and come back after freedom day is over."

Ashe "Sorry, but our freedom day can only be in freedom valley, so move on out. I have a lot more people who can enjoy it."

Xerath "SHURIMA FREEDOM DAY!!!"

Ashe "FRELJORD FREEDOM DAY!!!"

Xerath "SHURIMA FREEDOM DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ashe "FRELJORD FREEDOM DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gnar "Why not both?"

Ashe Xerath "..." "Lifts Corporate Gnar on shoulders."

"HUZZAH!!!!!!!"

"A few minutes later."

Xerath "Thank you Corporate Gnar, for solving the problems of Freedom day."

Gnar "Anything so that i can go get some nachos."

Xerath "You can go get some more now. WELCOME EVERYONE TO, FREEDOM DAY!!!!! TIME FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION. A XERATH AND UNCLE RYZE LIGHTNINGWORKS SHOW!!!!! ENJOY IT!!"

Gnar "Hey, who is that catfish dude by the food table. What is he doing?"

Xerath "Oh, him. Yeah, he seemed like a nice guy, so i let him in."

Ashe "You fool, do you not know who that is?"

Gnar "What is he do- Oh the humanity. He just ate the whole table. All my nachos are gone." "Sob"

Gnar "HE EATS ALL THE NACHOS WITHOUT SHARING, HE SHALL PAY FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE. RAWR!!!!!!!"

A Pat in the HatJul 7, 20154 votes

Well. Gnar learned English pretty quickly. Gnar

honorspellJul 7, 20151 votes

ah yes the required "business gnar? never heard of him" comment.

King DellronJul 7, 20152 votes

Every couple a' weeks. Now i just give them all the same answer.

This is Corporate Gnar, not normal gnar, think of it like a legendary skin. He speaks full English with a fancy British accent, and is the guy who runs the free rotation.

The1AdventurerJul 7, 20151 votes

Hey. Where would the other 21 Episodes {as of now} be?

King DellronJul 7, 20152 votes

There is one in every free rotation post comments for the past 5+ months. I don't have them compiled anywhere. (Any feedback or ideas in that area would be appreciated.) You can find all the free rotations by clicking the link near the top or by clicking this.

The first one is on page 3, its the one with, brand, mundo, naut, kalista, etc. Here is a link to that one as well. You may need to scroll down in the comments for the first couple. First 8 or so were a little bit different, had a different name and content. But they do explain some things, so its still recommended that you read them. Hope you enjoy ♥.

HighH1Jul 8, 20151 votes

Yo rito senpai noticed you and now there will be a Gentlemen Gnar skin. Hopefully they give him that british accent and maybe he'll speak english :D

wonuJul 9, 20151 votes

gentleman gnar skin :D

honorspellJul 7, 20151 votes

hey you gonna do anything for the upcoming gentleman gnar skin?

King DellronJul 7, 20151 votes

That my friend, you will have to wait and see.

Chances are it won't be next week's, as right now Corporate Gnar has to deal with some catfish guy with a real appetite.

The1AdventurerJul 7, 20151 votes

Also do ya think Rito's gonna throw out Yorick as a free week. And if they do what do you plan on doing?

Yorick One day... one day.

HiDáJul 8, 20151 votes

counterpick every teemo in draft normals

LeagueOfLoadingJul 6, 201512 votes

Azir 70% more orders given DrMundo 100% Mundo going where he pleases Fiddlesticks 60% Crowstorm + zhonya trolls Gragas 100% more drinking irresponsibly Janna 35% more knockups outside the screen Ryze 70% more Runeglaive builds with OP perma root Thresh 50% more AD Thresh builds Urgot 85% turret dived hyper kinetic position reversers Varus 90% noobs attempting to play midlane varus Velkoz 85% mana per level increase by eating pies (3.142)

HiDáJul 6, 20155 votes

the trollest idea ever: since one of Azir Azir's roles is listed as "Marksman"......... ADC Azir Azir babyyyyyy

duvaxDJul 6, 20154 votes

Fiddlesticks has the same difficulty as Azir seems legit.

ShinobisDemonJul 6, 20153 votes

own 7 out of 10. Yay. :(

RottedApplesJul 7, 20153 votes

Its the first time I own every single champion on the list :D. It's like a personal achievement :DDDDDDDDDDDd

FireNightFoxJul 7, 20153 votes

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And1HooperJul 6, 20152 votes

why is ryze free again jesus when is lee sin going to be free

HiDáJul 6, 20152 votes

a million years (like yasuo and zed)

THE RlVER KlNGJul 7, 20152 votes

Ugh you want him to be free? He has one of the most overblown kits in the game.

Solari FortuneJul 6, 20152 votes

Rotation Quote game: Replace one word of the champions selection Quote with Rotation, Rotate, Rotating, etc. (In Mundo's case just try to fuse them) Azir Shurima, your emperor has rotated!

esmelarJul 6, 20152 votes

Poppy Rotations? I Dont know any rotations

Solari FortuneJul 6, 20151 votes

They have to be in the rotation

esmelarJul 6, 20151 votes

Dont worry she'll probably be next week :P

King DellronJul 6, 20156 votes

PLACE YA BETS HERE FOLKS, I SEE YOU ARE GOING FOR POPPY AND YORICK IN THE NEXT FREE ROTATION. THIS ISN'T NORMAL STUPID FOLKS, THIS RIGHT HERE IS ADVANCED STUPID. WELL ALRIGHT KID, I HOPE YOU WEREN'T PLANNING ON BUYING ANYTHING SOON.

2000Jul 6, 20152 votes

Janna The rotation is at your command

NesmithJul 6, 20155 votes

If only...

HazamaDudeJul 6, 20154 votes

Pantheon THEY ARE PRIVILEGED TO ROTATE AT MY FEET

supaguyboyJul 8, 20151 votes

Ekko It's not how much time you have, it's how you rotate it.

AuticornJul 12, 20151 votes

Tryndamere, my greatest rotation

HiDáJul 6, 20154 votes

Urgot Eternal life, endless rotation

SebastionJul 6, 20153 votes

A bunch of Azir quotes for you:

The power of the rotating lives in Shurima. You need not follow, but you must rotate. I will turn Shurima to rotation. Those who rotate me, rotate destiny. My empire rotates in every grain of sand. Shurima's legacy will rotate. We are the authors of rotation. I am Shurima's rotation. Everyone will rotate the name Shurima. No rotation is too great. We are made by our rotations. We will rotate what has been lost. None know the will of the rotation better than I. We walk a path of rotation. The ascended shall guide rotation to greatness. This slumbering world must rotate. Shurima rotates in me. Believe in our rotation. Rotation will be rewarded. A ruler must rotate his hour. There is no future without rotation. Join me and be rotated. All eyes look to rotation. Your emperor shall rotate.

BBQrooJul 7, 20152 votes

Gragas "If you're rotating, I'm in!"

THE RlVER KlNGJul 7, 20151 votes

Velkoz You may experience mild.....rotation.

THE RlVER KlNGJul 7, 20151 votes

DrMundo Mundo rotate where he pleases!

THE RlVER KlNGJul 7, 20151 votes

Fiddlesticks I think I'll let you rotate for a while!

TreantJul 6, 20152 votes

Maokai memes

The1AdventurerJul 7, 20151 votes

Rammus Ok.

RóaninJul 6, 20152 votes

... I just bought Gragas item 3073

reddragon02Jul 6, 20152 votes

yes Ryze I could never afford him

BBQrooJul 7, 20152 votes

Fiddlesticks Brainless champion...

...Literally he doesn't have a brain.

CibrecaJul 6, 20151 votes

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Sir Sam PotatoJul 6, 20154 votes

Cant tell if you are just trolling, but Yorick and Poppy are never free. I think it is because they are labled 'Not fun to play against.' Rito said they would both get a rework soon™. That was a year ago.