I was playing nasus and decided to only ever type "woof" in chat. I gave me some emotional relief being able to reply with something, while also diffusing the situation for everyone else involved.
Woof!
Woof?!
Woof!!!
Woof -_-
Woof ^.^
I once took every enemy all chat and spun it into the beginnings of soft (PG-13) erotica fiction, and it diffused the situation COMPLETELY.
Example:
: Fuck you, Janna.
She said, as I slowly ran my hand down her hips, barely smiling as I brushed a strand of hair out of face...
I "Moo" when I play Alistar. Sometimes even the enemy joins in the fun.
Tbh I did that a lot.
When I hit a certain stack threshold (usually the first time I did 1/3 of someone's health with a Q) I'd change to saying BOOF instead.
Cringe
I only :D as teemo
how to prevent tilt: fix your problems in life
Hmm, cool idea. Can you give me an idea what to say, when I play someone like Varus 
for example?
What an unbelievable cringefest this is. Jesus.
i been flaming hard for months and still get GOOD TEAMMATE key frags almost daily. riots system is awful, i question whether they ban anyone anymore unless you say something racist.
I use similar strategies. When people start flaming me I usually just answer with usually G-Rated, sometimes PG-Rated flames at myself in third person, agreeing with those flaming me. Examples:
"yeah! And his Face is stupid" "He probably doesn't even like cats" "..and he smells funny" "Bet his mom ain't really proud of him" "Don't be too harsh, he probaly has a few too many chromosomes"
usually defuses any bad situation and brings you some honor points from the other teammates even if you played badly
I feel like every time someone dies I'm gonna start going "SNAAAKE SNAAAAAAAAAKE"...
but my strategy is to just stop caring about winning. I am not always successful, but if I care more about my own performance and about learning from each game than I do about winning, it's much harder for a bad game to tilt me.
You played a champ that fits your IQ so roleplaying as him isnt hard for you.
Gnar?
Sometimes when I’m playing Bard, I’ll just say shit like chimes smugly or chimes apologetically.
You're special
Furry lol
I just yell SLE EPE (lane) ZzZzZz whenever i die
no other words the entire game - my only responses to anything
I saw "Draven" when im draven
I like Dr Who quotes as Mundo. Usually 7th Doctor
Something for 
?
Crap RUN!!! its a furry!
A better use is auto hot key.
My therapy is saving all my rage for reports. You should see the kinds of things I write when I report people. Luckily, I like to save them so I can go back and have a good laugh.
