I NEED HELP, IM A FKING TYLER2

nkt Bambi·Jun 1, 2016·1 votes·1,276 views

Okay, so Im really fuckin toxic. Like so far i've had 8 different accounts permanently banned and 2 of my friends accounts 14- day banned. Can someone please tell me their motivation to keep a positive attitude when u have 4 other cognitively impaired monkey-apes roaming the rift feeding left and right. Like what can you possibly do to not rage at these sapiosexuals while they pick their buttholes as im 1v5 pentakilling the enemy team? Please help me im in need of assistance. I even listen to relaxing music while raging at these uneducated reptiles and nothing seems to help me. this is a completely legitimate post and give real solutions as to how you stopped raging/keep from raging at these boosted aminals.

27 Comments

JamareeJun 1, 20163 votes

Everytime you are about to rage, I want you to pause and think about this "Is what I'm about to say actually going to help my allies?" "Will insulting them in the way I'm about to actually going to do ANYTHING?"

If the answer is no, don't say it. I'm not saying be a Buddhist with such Zen like control that you can just let that shit roll off, but don't type it out at the very least, it doesn't do anything, it doesn't help you, it doesn't help them, the only person it helps it the opponent's get that much easier of a win.

Second, realize that people playing badly aren't doing it just to spite you (normally). Everyone has bad games dude, literally everyone. We have all fed, we have all been the person that causes the team to lose, we have all been the person who was feeding, and chances are, you had someone insulting you, did it make you play better? Did it make you want to actually succeed and win? Doubt it.

So just stop, hell, unbind your enter key.

nkt BambiJun 1, 20161 votes

ive unbinded my enter key every single time i feel a ban incoming. i just go back and bind it again

JamareeJun 1, 20161 votes

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ive unbinded my enter key every single time i feel a ban incoming. i just go back and bind it again

Then follow my other advise, if you can't do that, then there is no helping you, sorry.

nkt BambiJun 1, 20161 votes

theres no thinking involved when u rage. ragers know what im talking about, they instantly type out all the shit they want to say instinctively before they take a second thought

JamareeJun 1, 20161 votes

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theres no thinking involved when u rage. ragers know what im talking about, they instantly type out all the shit they want to say instinctively before they take a second thought

Then I guess there is no help for you.

nkt BambiJun 1, 20161 votes

rip

SrbLudJun 1, 20162 votes

Yell out the insult irl and don't type it. Insulting them will just make them play even worse and get you banned.

nkt BambiJun 1, 20161 votes

howling insults and such is not tolerated in the setting i am currently living in.

SrbLudJun 1, 20161 votes

I was just giving one of the many solutions to your problem. Some people yell out. Some break stuff around them. I have a punching pad next to me and that is by far the best thing ever. Basically find something to do other then type out the insults.

nkt BambiJun 1, 20161 votes

i should try the punching pad. i think it will help but i dont know how it will keep me from raging before i punch it, therefore destroying the purpose of it

SrbLudJun 1, 20161 votes

We can't choose not to rage. It happens to all of us and we can't stop it. The only difference is some people can supress the rage without issues and some people have to react to it. You can't supress it so you have to react.

nkt BambiJun 1, 20161 votes

yeah so im practically fucked? just lookin for advice some people like me could give on how THEY manage to not get banned. people who just react to it.

nkt BambiJun 1, 20161 votes

LIKE PLEASE LEGITIMATE ANSWERS

NarvuntienJun 1, 20161 votes

You don't have to tell them they are bad, that doesn't help the situation and will only make them play worse.

yell at the screen and don't type anything.

nkt BambiJun 1, 20161 votes

again, howling such insults is not tolerated in my household.

and theres no way i cant not type anything, im just that fking toxic, i took out my enter key and put it back in like 2 secs later

edit: your Australian, if u didnt see my first comment, i said i need LEGITIMATE answers

DrehirthJun 1, 20161 votes

Nothing. Keep fighting the good fight. Kids are bad and Need to know they're bad

nkt BambiJun 1, 20161 votes

thank you

AramsAreBestJun 1, 20161 votes

Nice job going 6/17. You're trash just like everyone else.

Shifue DravenJun 1, 20161 votes

I feel you honestly while i don't insult them in game i am surely thinking it. My last 2 days have been a disaster in the game.I have had skill shots going through people non stop and team mates that make dirt look more viable.I will not say i don't fuck up i do.However when i am in the jungle and i have these idiots over pushing into the enemies tower so they have no cover or start getting nuked by the tower just to try to run and die then they ask me where's my gank or why no gank? This while i am across the map and i am figuring either A) your pushing cause your fine or B) they are about dead so your fine C) you're a complete fuck wit and there is no helping you.

In mid i just get camped by jungle cause i am hammering their mid so i am now getting pushed out of lane losing cs and starting to die cause i can't out run the jungler and the mid.Yet calling for help and the jungler never leaves the jungle other then to help his friend he duoed with. Coupled with people picking the stupidest lane choices and expecting miracles i am on the verge of just uninstalling.Plus the fact Rito decided again to just no listen to the players and do what they want.

nkt BambiJun 1, 20161 votes

i mean imo this is a team game. and obviously people are gonna fucking rage at each other like in EVERY OTHER TEAM GAME. they even have a mute button so i dont know what the big deal is about banning all these players for raging at kids that are bad

KoiaJun 1, 20161 votes

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

ModPrandineJun 1, 20161 votes

Other people here have already given you good answers, so here's some advice of my own (without trying to repeat what's already been said here of course).

If you know someone is acting up then just mute them and leave it at that rather than think of an insult to type out.
If need be then just mute the entire team the moment that you think things are going badly for you there. I don't recommend this but if it's what it takes to get you to stop raging then just do it.
Practice not typing out insults in the chat. The more time that you waste thinking of what insults to type up the less time that you have to actually play the game itself.
Don't retaliate negatively against someone-it just makes the situation worse. As long as you're being neutral or positive then you won't get punished for verbal toxicity.
Try to consider seeing a counselor or someone else that you know can help you learn control yourself better in tense situations like that.
If all else fails then just stop playing team-based games if that's what's causing you to rage, or at the very least just play custom bot games instead (keyword: custom, not co-op vs. ai). That way you can just rage at the bots without fear of getting reported by them.
Always try to remember that if you wouldn't say it in real life then you shouldn't say it in-game. It's a good rule of thumb to help prevent you from saying things that you'll regret later on.

I've been playing since Season 2 and use the chat quite frequently in some games but yet I have never been warned nor banned. The reason being is I don't take my anger and frustration out on my teammates in-game. Ultimately though while anyone can give you the advice it's up to you and you alone to take that advice to heart and act on it yourself. Otherwise this is all meaningless. I wish you the best of luck in all of your future endeavors.

P.S. All of the name-calling in your opening post doesn't really give the impression that you actually want any help, so I'd highly advise for you to get rid of the insults as soon as possible if not sooner than that even.

ThePikolJun 1, 20161 votes

Is this coincidence that you are toxic and play a lot of Riven and Vayne (this champs are considered mained by toxic players)?

AstôlfoJun 1, 20161 votes

Step 1. Find the folder in which your League of Legends data is stored. Step 2. Press Delete.

EndGamer11Jun 2, 20161 votes

My method of self-moderation is to ask myself "do i really care enough to type this?" I'm pretty chill, so i just think "I could be engaging the enemy or poking the ADC, not typing a sarcastic jab."

Nik NikersonJun 2, 20161 votes

Go to therapy. Seriously. If you're having anger issues, and can't control that anger, getting help for it isn't going to be a bad thing. If you are getting that worked up over something as seriously inconsequential as a video game, you may want to take a good hard look at why.