A Short Story On Why I Can Only Tolerate Playing 5's

So recently i have been venturing to climb in solo que. Yes just your average day thinking "maybe this season i'll make it past gold". I was wrong. Horrifyingly wrong. Today i afk'd my final match of solo que. After my support morgana blows q to steal my cs & black sheild herself; She decides it would be a great idea to all in full health mf/zoe bot lane. Little to my surprise i see her flash and within 2.4 seconds of "playmaking" explodes with limbs falling from the sky. peculiar. Then all of a sudden these GIANT YELLOW QUESTION MARKS rain down from the heavens followed by the furious clacking of keys. "Ashe is so shit", "wtf are you doing?", etc etc. Then i thought to myself.... is it REALLY worth playing an hour long game with this person only to either lose or give this salty beggar lp? no... no its not worth it. I afk'd.

I even wrote rito a little note with their handy dandy red explimation mark button conveniently located next to morg's name that was rather long and polished off with a "punish us both". Now i have to admit i feel really bad for dragging down the teammates that didn't flame me, but of course they advocated for a 9x on me. peculiar.

(tl;dr riot should totally have a system where if a player is being a toxic ass you (as a team) get to decide if they get as much (or if at all) lp. i feel like more people would straighten up. i don't necessarily care for pc policing or think that words do any harm, but obviously toxic people affect the GAME negatively) [zombie-brand-mindblown]