Time to come clean. I'm still manifesting behavioral issues in my ranked matches...

Ok first of all, I'm not banned, not even temporarily... and never have been...

(oh ok, I was a long time ago, but that was for leaverbuster and it was riots fault, not because I intentionally leaving games, in fact, I can count on hand how many times I've intentionally left a game and I've had over a thousand)

• I have never had a ban for having a nasty little potty mouth
• I never say gg prior to getting the inside turrets surrounding the nexus

BUT.... for some reason, I'm having a huge problem kicking my habit of telling people that they are reported:

• I never tell the enemy team to report another player, however... I fib and tell them that I'm going to report all of them along with the their fake feeder accounts on my team. (i don't specify who the feeder is, but not sure that really makes it any less toxic)
• "I'm reporting everyone."
• "I hope you know I'm going to submit a ticket along with my report."
• submitting a ticket along with the report
• creating an entirely fabricated story about my fake Riot friend who other players on the team should place in the comments section so that this imaginary friend of mine will quickly see the report and imaginarily instaban the trolls, etc.

(they can get quite elaborate these stories, like sometimes I'll add in a little extra like, okay, "don't message and stalk me like this other guy today got a ban after my ticket and then cry about it. I warned u fair and square.")

Here's the problem, part of me sees this as psychological warfare, but the other part knows that this is kinda sorta against the summoners code, but I can't stop myself. What should I do?

the problem is that like 50% percent of the time, this crap seems to work and my team turns it miraculously around.