I love people who leave the game because we didn't play by their rules.

car4·Jul 24, 2017·26 votes·1,329 views

That should just be a fucking permaban. I've never met such a disgusting human being in my life.

25 Comments

General Esdeath Jul 24, 201716 votes

"You didn't give me red, I'm afk, I don't want this free win just because it means you win too!"

This is so sad and pathetic. It's like willingly killing yourself just to guarantee the other guy stubs his toe.

car4Jul 24, 20177 votes

Glad someone understands my pain.

AuraCreedJul 25, 20173 votes

Had this happen to me in a game with a Fizz. We killed the botlane but our jungler was low and I was playing a squishy support - Fizz kept pinging us to go to cloud drake, saying it was free.

We were all hovering around 6 or a little bit less than that for botlane and we didn't know where their jungler was and our jungler had just finished backing. Cloud drake wasn't worth going for at the time.

Fizz goes onto steal the junglers farm for the whole game, setting him back so far and doing nothing else aside from taking kills in teamfights to make sure the rest of the team couldn't get any gold. Refused to surrender, whined about not getting a free drake on his orders. Kid was insane.

Honestly I WISH he would have afked - taking the junglers farm and starving your own team of gold is so SO much worse then sitting in base, because at least winning a 4v5 is plausible.

General Esdeath Jul 25, 20171 votes

Cloud is never worth it unless there's nothing else to do

Mizuki ZahraJul 24, 20179 votes

you started w instead of e and got us a triple kill first blood and enemy red buff, fuk u imam troll and go toip cause ur a noob sup for taking a knock up instead of shield, ur job is to block and ward and not to deal damage omg ur the reason im in bronze...etc

after about 3 more lines I muted him and we lost cause he decided that since I muted him he has to teach me a lesson and feed lol

The Ender CobraJul 24, 20178 votes

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car4Jul 24, 20175 votes

"if you dont gank my lane i leave" "if we don't do baron without vision I leave" "if we don't group mid when there's 5 bot i leave".

The Ender CobraJul 24, 20171 votes

Sounds like someone who is frustrated with their teams not listening to their shotcalls, best thing to do is deal with them until the end of the game then report for AFK threat

Corvo AttanoJul 25, 20173 votes

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Greetings ender cobra, my friend it is I! ThisJunglerFeeds! I shall use this whenever somebody fails to give context, thank you.

mosaickleJul 24, 20177 votes

This is what happens when people think they're automatically captain or a dictator. People like this need to have a reality check on their social skills

KartagiaJul 25, 20172 votes

And that is what happen when Riot does not want to punish such behavior as they know majority of players follow it.

Beas7ieJul 24, 20173 votes

I'm sorry but if you're not going to do /d for 30 seconds every 2 minutes then you shouldn't be playing.

General Esdeath Jul 24, 20171 votes

What's /d?

Mizuki ZahraJul 24, 20172 votes

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!! DUNC DUN DUNNN DUNC DUN DUNNNN

General Esdeath Jul 24, 20171 votes

noice

Power CosmicJul 24, 20172 votes

Hate to say it, but as an honorable (but still human) dude; there are two sides to every coin. Even though probably provoked, AFKing is still a crap response.

KartagiaJul 25, 20172 votes

There is two sides of the coin, but that does not mean both sides cannot be rotten.

AFK is wrong attitude, but you still imply "that's life". I have seen plenty of adcs go int. feeding when support gets kill, as for them assist is humiliation. And Riot is doing nothing when forums are enforcing this belief.

AD champs onlyJul 25, 20172 votes

Im so sorry, but if you're 0/12 along with 3 idiots in your team (4th one is the player that always wins his lane, makes a great calls, but still loses because his bot died 20 times and is still dying). You HAVE to play by his rule. I dont get it. Why you people refuse to get carried ? Just shut the fuck up and listen to the guy that is carrying....

car4Jul 25, 20173 votes

He was doing the worst on the team and felt like he had to obligation to make any calls at all.

BIG DADDY BARDJul 25, 20172 votes

Had a vi run it down mid in a ranked game. Submitted a support ticket, a riot support member said he reviewed my case but can't tell me if he punished him. Checked his match history, still playing

SzGamer227Jul 24, 20171 votes

You still haven't. You observed their shitty behavior through a computer screen, not actually met them, (thank god... I can't imagine they're great people irl either lol). Just stay indoors and never go outside and you should avoid meeting disgusting people rather easily ;D

TiltyMacTiltFaceJul 24, 20171 votes

I don't agree with the afk/feed attitude when things don't go their way, but I have seen plenty of games where carries, or good players do w/e they want regardless of how it effects their team. Might = right to some players and they don't consider how it might not be fun. Especially when carrying does not always lead to a victory. Many think it automatically does and don't realize that one player with ALL the value and ALL the buffs makes their team vulnerable to a loss if they die late game. I don't agree with the afk response, but the same type of issue came up concerning a player using Nunu. He would win, but at the expense of the other player's enjoyment of the game. Off meta picks are not punishable, so they reversed it, but the idea behind the original ban is that a players play had a negative impact on other players' experience. The "right of the carry" is a similar issue. Not everyone wants to win at the expense of their enjoyment of the game. Throwing a fit on the boards about it is similar to them throwing a fit in game. Who gets to decide what is enjoyable and what is not? It's relative, but I don't agree that carries get the automatic nod they think they should.

TonyTonyMordecaiJul 25, 20171 votes

Yeah, almost lost a ranked game because our Jax tried to get our Annie mid to 1v4 contest a dragon, when they had Vayne, Soraka, Yi, and LeBlanc (Fiora was still top at the time). He almost afk farmed the jungle, but luckily I persuaded him that we needed to play smarter because they have a Raka, and tried to explain that the 1v4 call wasn't the wisest. (he went on to think I was calling him dumb, which I continued to tell him that the call was dumb, not him, etc etc) Thankfully he made a comeback in attitude and made some pretty good calls to bait the enemy team that made us win some teamfights and regain a lead. At the end I thanked him, because his turn around in attitude helped guarantee a win. Sometimes I like being support, it helps to console people and get them back in the right mindset when I'm the one who can set up engages and whatnot.

Beas7ieJul 26, 20171 votes

I have very specific rules when you play with me and if you don't follow them, I'm out.

I personally don't think that doing /d (dance) for 10 seconds every minute is too much to ask.