The Devastation of the 2015 Perma BAN (please help)

Five years now since the.. indecent, I can barley bring myself to mention it by name. One day, a younger me with many aspirations decided it was time for something new, something better. So I decided to venture forth from the Twisted Tree Line and immerse myself straight into the strange universe that most call life. Upon starting this journey I knew I couldn't leave my baby alone, so I handed over my league account to my best of friends. In hopes that he would keep it safe during my travels. After many years of slaying dragons, fighting demons, and making love to vampires. I have finally returned from my IRL questing and I am ready to return to the Rift.

BOOM! Worse than a Teemo shroom! I log back in after 5 years and find my account PERMA BANNED. Turns out the friend I had trusted had been taking hostage by vampires! While on my travels they had found out I was sleeping with their vampire women and they must have got a hold of my friend. They knew I was stone cold like Steve Austin and there was nothing they could do to hurt me. That was until they found out about my greatest possession, my account. It wasn't long until they hacked me and slapped me with a perma ban forcing me to never play again. It has been 5 years now since I have played on this account and I am more reformed than Tyler 1. I will never hand out my account information to my friends and I wont risk losing my account ever again. Please help get my account back I swear the Vampires did it.