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Just a quick sum up on why I hate the people who play this game.

Yautja wannabe·9/2/2018, 5:15:00 AM·7 votes·2,971 views

Hey guys, Rob Ruffalo from Vsauce here. I'm a jungle main, and I want to end myself because jungling is really hard. No you silly goose, I'm not talking about the role itself! I'm talking about all the other roles! Why? Because top, mid, bot, and support all have one thing in common: THEY HATE THEY'RE OWN JUNGLER MORE THAN THEY HATE MOSQUITOES!!! I can't tell you how many times I have been flamed just for jungling. It doesn't matter if I'm doing well or not, it doesn't matter if I'm doing my job correctly or not. As soon as someone starts struggling in lane, they start bitching at me. And to make matters worse, my own team starts ganging up on me. Never mind the 0/5/0 top lane Yi. He's in our premade, so he's alright. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND, you 2/0/0 heathen of a Shyvana player, we hope you get carried away by a hoard of angry pengus! A fate suitable for one who stands idly as we suffer! You have done NOTHING for us! "B-b-but, I've gotten plenty of drakes, lots of vision, and I even got us rift herald! Oh, and I also ganked bot and got them first tower! And-" SILEEEEEENCE!!!!! Reported you shall be thrice. That's what you get for being such a stupid, worthle- And it was at this moment Ahri died, for she was too busy typing to notice that she was getting collapsed on by the Jax and the Thresh. The fact that she looks at her fingers while typing probably had a lot to do with it, but while respawning she was able to mutter her last words,"Hark me, enemy team! cough cough Report our jg, for she is noob and super toxic. She wasn't actually flaming us, but we gave her a reason to talk back BUT SHE STARTED IT. Oooooh she started it alright. And come to think of it, Shyvana? Flaming? It fits her thematic well. Heh heh hehahack, hack, WEEEEEEZE hack hack So please, fulfill my- oh hallelujah I respawned. Welp, time to feed. WOOO RENEGADE FOR LI-" And it was at this moment Ahri died yet again, for she was too busy typing to notice that season 3 Rengar had already fountain dived her. For real though, I'm just here to say this. People, stop giving your junglers shit. We try our best just like you do, but in the end while we can do a lot, we can't do EVERTHING. You have a job too, just like the rest of your team, so focus on yourself, and not so much on someone else, regardless if they're on your team or not. Besides, by flaming and playing the blame game, you are decreasing your chances of success, because the moment you start flaming your team will lose focus by becoming more easily frustrated, and be too busy typing to actually play the game. So long story short, don't flame your team. ESPECIALLY YOUR GOD. DAMN. JUNGLER. Plz and ty kk luv you baaaai!

5 Comments

GreatWhiteNorth9/2/2018, 9:39:25 AM2 votes

I know it's a wall of text but it's HILARIOUS.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Best Vi Earth9/5/2018, 12:33:31 PM1 votes

for me i forced myself to hate when my jungle comes. so i now my strength is the 2v2 in the bot lane and welcome the ganks of the enemy jungle to waste his time. im a support main and its really disheartening to see how slow other support mains learn how to control the lane and have the jungle stay top and mid. T.T one less lane to worry about for the jungler also my strength is also very helpful to the team. once people learn how to be dependent on themselves jungle will become very easy.

zoliking9/6/2018, 6:09:23 AM1 votes

You hate people who play this game, okay, fuck you very much too, no problem. But then you say you main jungle, which is only possible if you play the game too. And you hating me, no big deal, we don't know each other, I'll probably forget about it by the time lunch comes around. But you gotta fix the self hate, that's not healthy at all. You are most likely (as I said I don't know you, so I'm playing the odds with this comment, it applies to most people) a worthwhile, valuable human being with a lot to live for. You need to accept your wonderful qualities and if you feel you have flaws, then work on improving by correcting those. You can learn to accept and eventually like yourself.