I don't think this deserves a perma-ban

94372148·4/2/2019, 3:51:29 AM·1 votes·2,084 views

Game 1 In-Game Spikier Squirrel: i'm ready to run it down Spikier Squirrel: must be nice to be able to completly miss abilities and still have them land Spikier Squirrel: you missed charm by a quarter mile Spikier Squirrel: yes, it did lol Spikier Squirrel: thanks Spikier Squirrel: you have an instant knock up Spikier Squirrel: with hail Spikier Squirrel: literally no one plays udyr this way Spikier Squirrel: let me innovate Spikier Squirrel: its okay he sucks Spikier Squirrel: bot xin and singed Spikier Squirrel: your moms a dude Spikier Squirrel: lmfao Spikier Squirrel: again Spikier Squirrel: liuterally missed EVERY ability but W/R Spikier Squirrel: while OUTRUNNING udyr Spikier Squirrel: i have 4 things meant to make me RUN faster Spikier Squirrel: and ahri has ZERO Spikier Squirrel: yet ahri outruns me Spikier Squirrel: so again please tell me how udyr is the dumb champ Spikier Squirrel: YOU DIDNT USE THE DASH AND YOU STILL OUTRAN ME Spikier Squirrel: then you missed Q Spikier Squirrel: missed charm Spikier Squirrel: and then still killed me Spikier Squirrel: ah right Spikier Squirrel: udyr is the gay champ Spikier Squirrel: not pyke Spikier Squirrel: literally an assassin meta and you dipshits have two of the most cancerous ones int he game Spikier Squirrel: and you were complaining about udyr Spikier Squirrel: DURRRR I PLAY AHRI I MISS SKILLSHOT BUT I PRESS R W Spikier Squirrel: lmfao Spikier Squirrel: i pyke Spikier Squirrel: i assassin Spikier Squirrel: i lose lane but i then carry cuz i pick a champion Spikier Squirrel: you guys literally went down 10 kills and dragon Spikier Squirrel: but you picked champs Spikier Squirrel: so you win game Spikier Squirrel: stfu r%%%%% assasin %%%% Spikier Squirrel: play a real champ and then talk to me Spikier Squirrel: i'm so shocked that both assassins that lost lane are now both carrying the gmae Spikier Squirrel: ahri start 1/3 Spikier Squirrel: carry you're an assassin Spikier Squirrel: pyke start 0/3? Spikier Squirrel: carry you're an assassn Spikier Squirrel: no, that's not why lmfao Spikier Squirrel: you're doing well becuase you picked an assassin Spikier Squirrel: period Spikier Squirrel: hey at least you guys lost all 3 lanes and jungle but picked pyke ahr Spikier Squirrel: ah right Spikier Squirrel: becaues why shouldn't a late game carry champt hat is 3/5 1v1 a champ tha thard won early Spikier Squirrel: while pyke runs into the team 1v5 but uses his aoe dash stun to just say fuck it who cares Spikier Squirrel: WOW Spikier Squirrel: what skill! Spikier Squirrel: HE GOT CAUGHT AND THEN DASH STUNNED! Spikier Squirrel: i'm always so impressed by assassin players Spikier Squirrel: easily the most balanced class for the last 6 seasons Spikier Squirrel: lmfao Spikier Squirrel: ah armor boot xin takes literally no dmg from me Spikier Squirrel: BuT uDYr Is So BRoKeN Spikier Squirrel: WHAT A PLAY AHRI! Spikier Squirrel: YOUR Q DID 1245 DMG1!11!!!!! Spikier Squirrel: #ASSASSINCLASS Spikier Squirrel: yes, it did Spikier Squirrel: #AssassinsBitchedWhenTheyCouldn'tOneShotWhile0/4 Post-Game Spikier Squirrel: LOL Spikier Squirrel: as two assassins started 0/4 and 0/5 then almost carried the game Spikier Squirrel: hi i'm ahri Spikier Squirrel: i start 0/4 in lane but i'm an assassin Spikier Squirrel: oh right Spikier Squirrel: i'm sorrry Spikier Squirrel: 1/3 Spikier Squirrel: you really deserved to almost carry that game! Spikier Squirrel: lose lane Spikier Squirrel: down 40 cs Spikier Squirrel: but pick assassin and profit Spikier Squirrel: you were Spikier Squirrel: 151 to 111 Spikier Squirrel: you did play ahri though Spikier Squirrel: that was the only outplay you had Spikier Squirrel: literally Spikier Squirrel: the only outplay you had was choosing ahri

Everyone in the game was bantering like this back and forth...

8 Comments

Voldymort4/2/2019, 5:40:43 AM7 votes

I haven't seen so much salt being thrown around willie nilly since the first couple of seasons of Supernatural...

Zombie Gerbil4/2/2019, 4:05:25 AM3 votes

Actually, by my standard and most other player standards, it should be. But since this isn't based on our standards, but Riot's standards, it's really based as an instant 14-day ban. So punishable nonetheless.

The only reason you got permabanned is that you are often toxic and had enough warnings to the point it's quite obvious that you're unable to reform. So with that said, you were a problem, and to get rid of a problem is to rip out the roots. And you were just that.

Your consistency needed to end. Riot simply just ended the agreement policy you agreed to.

Zane Zephyr4/2/2019, 4:03:37 AM2 votes

You're using hate speech. You definitely deserve it.

nJacob4/2/2019, 7:01:01 AM2 votes

"I don't think this deserves a perma ban"

Literally 1 line in:

Spikier Squirrel: i'm ready to run it down