I made a Pyke so mad in ARAM he threatened to send a hitman on me

Still laughing at the whole experience and I just had to share. Obviously won't give out his name (but an easy search in my op.gg and you can find him yourself). So the flaming began because I was playing Volibear and spamming his dance like good old El Truco would. After a few deaths, he got sick of it and said in all chat, "shit voli. keep up bm"

I concur and turn it up to maximum, even spamming taunts in the middle of a teamfight just to piss him off more and more. At some point he even flashed to hook me in and I dodged to the side just because he became so predictable. About 6 minutes later, we win the game in the post-game lobby he tells me to "put the bullet in your head kid" and to "do your parents a favot". Yes he spelled it favot.

I gave him a farewell and left the lobby only for him to friend me right after. I typed in a nice ":)" to let him know I was having fun and he just responded with, "got ur ip, sending a hitman ur way. darkwebb time" Then he promptly unfriended me as I burst out laughing.

Never in my entire time playing this game has anyone threatened to send an assassin to kill me over a fucking game of League of Legends, much less an ARAM where it's expected to be more chill than SR. All I gotta say is I hope you all friend him yourselves and pop in a nice :) to let him know he's not alone. Thanks for reading this shitty story,

Futanari :)