Sorry guys, I tried.
http://image.prntscr.com/image/1c5fe06d76e349ce840e78a7f6f3ac6e.png
I tried to carry him but he just insisted on feeding. I didn't verbally abuse him though, I did make a few bad puns in game. Though really, was it my fault if the entire team wasn't exactly friendly with him?
Blurred out his name so I don't name and shame.