There need to be a mandatory IQ test before you can create an account

A typical League of Legends player believes that:

• The best time to gank is when the laner(s) is not in lane. Especially if both enemy botlaners are there. 1v2 is how real men do it.
• Ping spamming is going to magically save a teammate when they already got caught and have no way out.
• Verbal abuse is somehow gonna make a teammate play better.
• As a support, you need to do the opposite of what your adc is doing. If they're trying to freeze, you hit the minions as hard as you can. If they're pushing, you just stand there and watch.
• Pings are there to communicate with the team. Namely, tell them they're r%%%%%ed, or they should gtfo of your lane because you don't want to hurt that pretty tower that's on the opposite side of it.
• Reporting a player means you will get better teammates in the future. Or something like that, I don't even know what the fuck they are thinking when they're spamming "please report X" in the all chat.