Rate my chatlogs

1 for meh, 10 for pure evil and needs insta perma ban (I got a chat restriction and i guess thats around 5)

Everything in ( ) is for context/commentary and can be ignored

Game 1 Pre-Game Super Cow Swag: you arnt a dice block from mario party (teammate was spam clicking through different champs in selection pretty darn quickly) In-Game Super Cow Swag: ty for killing that annoying monkey (Our wukong jg got first blooded and for some reason I cant think of monkey without the word annoying, he had never said or done anything so it would be hard to assume I was calling the player annoying.) Super Cow Swag: i had to dodge the q Super Cow Swag: 5-1 = 4
Super Cow Swag: 4 < 5 Super Cow Swag: quickmath ( I killed the enemy jungler and my team was flaming me for dieing to the enemy team who collapsed on me, I was pointing out that we outnumbered the enemy lol) Super Cow Swag: you stole kayles kill Super Cow Swag: deported (I killed the enemy toplaner and was about to die to a towershot right after but then the enemy support rushed in to hit me and take the shutdown gold which was pretty funny since kayle was behind and needed it) Super Cow Swag: premades in normals arnt fair (I was a random with a group of premade on my team who complained about me holding them back, so I pointed out that by coincidence there was also an advantageous factor) Super Cow Swag: then dont tryhard lol (They really wernt trying to have fun in normals and focused on bullying the heck out of the enemy team and me) Super Cow Swag: blame riots matchmaking
Super Cow Swag: for what Super Cow Swag: i had to spit her away or else you guys woulda killed my adc Super Cow Swag: what are you on about (Was not a retoracle question, they were jumping to weird/random assumptions like "You have no friends", they never answered...) Super Cow Swag: i already stated that riots matchmaking is horrible and im sick of onesided games (They were looking for reasons for me to be tilted but they spelt it wrong and said inting instead.) Super Cow Swag: this seasons matchmaking is so bad that its literally a meme though (Told me to play ranked) Super Cow Swag: in ranked Super Cow Swag: we are winning, you are premade and picked tryhard meta champs lol (My mistakes and short instances of me playing with my food are still bad but they arnt as impactful when im a support on a tryhard premade team, playing with my food as in I danced next to the enemy fiddle before killing him) Super Cow Swag: how does it say im silver if i didnt play ranked Super Cow Swag: for 10 games (They looked up my account and started calling me silver, forgot riot changed how fast it is to be ranked now) Super Cow Swag: either way i got gold every year, you cant just look up my match history and insult my ego lol Super Cow Swag: i play until i unlock the skin Super Cow Swag: when did i say that (They start saying gold isn't hard) Super Cow Swag: you insult me for silver, gold is literally half a step higher (If you are gonna insult me atleast be accurate, im halfway up the step not at the bottom of the basement) Super Cow Swag: yes gold 5 is the minimum for the skin Super Cow Swag: thankyou Super Cow Swag: anyway, if you wanna throw personal insults over a game, thats your problem Super Cow Swag: if you need me to explain, i called our jungler a monkey because he is wukong (Wukong was started to get agitated, was annoyed he didn't understand at first but that's the internet) Super Cow Swag: thats not an insult, thats making fun of animals (This can be taken out of context, and it honestly deserves to be, what I meant to say was that's not a direct insult to another player, you can still insult animals lol) Super Cow Swag: its 8 v 19
Super Cow Swag: you clearly have ignored what i said Super Cow Swag: we are winning hard Super Cow Swag: and the fact you dance around that Super Cow Swag: just means you are worth muting (Toplaner keeps saying "we are gonna lose because of you" etc, I know the support role is impactful but not THAT impactful when you are playing tahm kench and cant eat all of your teammates to save them from kennen R and can be kited/cc`d infinitely) Super Cow Swag: when did i say Super Cow Swag: winning was bad Super Cow Swag: winning this hard Super Cow Swag: is bad Super Cow Swag: onesided games Super Cow Swag: are bad Super Cow Swag: muted for obvious trolling (went back to stage 1 of assuming im playing poorly on purpose, then put words in my mouth and said winning is bad, Super Cow Swag: i save you and you run back in and i bet you are about to flame me while you look at the grey screen (What else are you gonna do for 40 seconds of your life lol) Super Cow Swag: dont win it too hard (he said he went back in because he wanted to tryhard the group fight, admittedly he did the first step to diffusing the situation and turned it into a joke) Super Cow Swag: i mean, you got mad after i got a kill on jg and died to them collapsing on me (said he still wasn't dieing unnecessarily unlike me so he lists 2 of my deaths, both of which involved me getting a kill on someone who needs to be alive to farm and im just a support who doesn't need to farm) Super Cow Swag: that wasnt unneccessarily Super Cow Swag: multiple Super Cow Swag: got a kill toplane tho Super Cow Swag: wym? (Said I went back to base to afk, in reality I helped our leblanc kill kennen then I ulted out at less than 15% hp while the enemy team was coming to kill us) Super Cow Swag: i teleport back because i was low hp Super Cow Swag: you guys really like assuming things (sometimes it really do be like that) Super Cow Swag: leblanc of all people saw that Super Cow Swag: no Super Cow Swag: now we have fun (bomb situation diffused) Super Cow Swag: kaisa Super Cow Swag: you apparently missed all your autos (self explanatory, she missed all her autos lol, yes im joking) Super Cow Swag: do you have a problem with merc treads (they pinged my boots, i pinged my 50+% tenacity) Super Cow Swag: dont pick full early game champs then lol (complaining about how hard we were getting stomped in group fights) Super Cow Swag: thats the spirit!
Super Cow Swag: gg wp Post-Game Super Cow Swag: i still did more dmg than leblanc
Super Cow Swag: thats a pretty solid defense xD (They were calling to report me so i just said this and waited for a response, they said lol and i left without reporting them back, thinking they finally opened up, probably a mistake)

(my final kda was 5/10/5 which I guess can be considered inting if the entire enemy team was not ranged / could kite and cc me since I was playing tahm kench but it said I was punished for chatlogs not "inting")