A Disgusting Confession

For the past few days, I've been grinding to level 30 for essentially the dumbest troll move, tank all the way to Bronze 5. Unfortunately, filling support made sure I wasn't ever in the role to prevent true carries from winning my games and carrying me to Silver 3. Now before you all start having your downvotes ready, just brace yourselves for even more reasons to invite your friends over to thumbs down this thread even more :D

This account was never meant to last for longer than a few games. Few months ago on my main, I brought up an issue on the report system and how inefficient it was. Someone mocked me then that I could literally go into a game, start inting and flaming the whole time and it would still take Riot two weeks for any course of action. I thought at the time "BULLSHIT. NO REPORT SYSTEM COULD BE THAT BAD. I'VE REPORTED TOXIC PLAYERS AND HAD THEM CAUGHT MOMENTS AFTER THE POST-GAME CHAT."

Well guess what? Level 1 account, I start a game as Rammus with Ghost and Boots. "time to feed :)" I said in chat. Everyone is surely pissed off by this gesture and pings me to stop when I kept dying to turrets over and over. A few games of this, I feel my work is done and I continue playing on my main. I come back to it probably a few days later, don't quite remember it being so long ago.

Still not banned. No suspension. Not even a warning. "Huh..." I thought to myself. "Nothing?..." Riot's report system apparently didn't catch on that I was being a toxic little tyler1 fucker. But hey, I thought to myself, it's only bot games. Maybe once i start PvP, flaming will surely get me banned! Actually uh, no.

Though I didn't flame every game on my way to level 30, I sure was plenty toxic to keep up the goal of testing Riot's systems. Everytime I felt like winning but flamed, I was reminded of my true intentions and urged my team and the enemy to report me. Only I'd say a month ago at around level 27 did I finally get a 2 week suspension. But think about that! It took several months for an intentionally flaming toxic player like me to finally get served some justice!

What's funny to me is how I actually stopped testing Riot's systems once I hit 30 as I had a new goal: see the true hell that is Bronze 5. I played whatever troll support I could in my limited pool that could still be deemed viable without appearing as an intentional troll. 3 games as Annie, 3 games of Fiddlesticks and with both champions I got carried. An occasional Garen just to spice things up and eventually topping off my 4 W 5 L placements with a glorious tie breaking win that I used my actual main to dominate with.

In short, I'm an ass. I've done all these things at the expense of others with warped intentions, pursuing something I once considered to be a good deed but ended up being a dick move. Do I take it all back? Not really. All those games I learned Riot's report system is still at its core totally broken and inefficient at catching trolls like me. I wonder if the programs they use for int reports see the chat logs of other players to confirm they are really inting and not just trash players. Just a thought. Wel[, the dream of seeing what Bronze 5 was truly like was short lived but I thoroughly enjoyed the thrill of placements. I even went tryhard when I knew I should've been aiming for intentional defeat lol.

At the end of this post, I know for sure if a Rioter sees me, they'll most likely ban me and prove once and for they'll need manual operations to get the fuckers out of this game and not rely on some broken programs to do it for them. Interestingly enough, I still haven't heard back on my homophobia report when a Darius told me to "kys f*ggot" Interesting report system you got there :).

So, there you have it. My disgusting confession that 99% of this board probably would never see because A) what asshole would ever want to do that and B) would even confess to it? Truth be told, idk. I guess my fun in this account ran out once I stopped trying to get banned. I don't want to play ranked on two accounts when I have no investment in this one. I guess really I made this post just to see how you all feel. I'm sure it'll get some reaction, positive, negative, and all the ones in between.

Happy downvoting :D