Leaver Buster

Dear Rito,

I would like to give my most sincere thanks on behalf of your leaver buster penalty.

I have been consistently issued leaver busters of 20 minutes in the past few weeks. Because I wash my hands with bad starts to games and just walk away until a surrender can be issued (re-issued) or until our nexus is destroyed, I have been penalized, multiple times, up to an hour before I can start another game.

I believe that 20 minutes of queue wait is a great opportunity to pragmatically tend to other responsibilities in my life that are neglected in place of raging in extended games that teammates refuse to surrender to. Teammates would rather sit through 20 minutes of getting fucked in the ass by a 10K gold deficit instead of cutting the rope before things get suicidal. Because there is a balance to this entropic universe, I get issued 20 minutes of wait time before entering queues.

I believe the beautiful irony is that those twenty minutes of penalty time is 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴 above the skull-melting tilt expended in extended games mediated by unrealistic twats with a utopic look to society.

Anyways, thank you for improving the overall quality of my life by allowing me to get shit done while waiting for queue. ie. smoke weed, wash dishes, bullshit in discord, eat, smoke, not be fucking tilted in sinking Titanics in solo queue