Trolling Duos
Just had a game where I was 4/20/12 as Illaoi because of a damn troll duo. Started out normally enough, the Trundle flashed under tower for first blood and got himself killed too. W/e got a stack. Then the Anivia jungle would proc Predator run up to my lane and wall behind me, then Trundle pillar, then Anivia Stun. Over.. and over. I was able to escape the first few times but it was really annoying and I died twice more.
They went to allchat and started saying that they'd throw the match, just stay away from me so they can farm kills off me. Sure enough Anivia leaves dragon/baron/etc. uncontested to chase me through the jungle with Trundle. Was able to turn the tables once or twice but they'd just buy resistances the next time.
Then the Tahm Kench asked me why I was feeding, called me terrible, and I should stop being bad. I tell him they're literally waiting for me to leave base and if I stay I'll get an afk ban so I split pushed for about a wave (illaoi clears in about two slaps) and would run somewhere else hopefully before they could reach me.
I catch Sylas out in a bush (the same Sylas tahm called bs op but whatever) and killed him pretty quickly with the Caitlyn snipe to finish him off, then Anivia and Trundle leaped out to kill me, but lo and behold the Caitlyn helps me and we get them and the Ornn too.
Game ended with a win and I was.. fine, even after suffering 40+ minutes of hide-and-seek (and kench's flaming) but then the Anivia and Trundle go in aftergame chat with "report illaoi for feeding" "report the feeder" and tahm kench with "I gotchu." Ended with a little bit less damage than the Caitlyn and was forced to hide under tower (not that it mattered, Trundle would just tank it) split pushed the empty lanes, kept two of them busy chasing me instead of trying to win or afking like they wanted me too, but sure yeah I fcking fed.
Sometimes I just.. really want to uninstall league so I don't have deal with that crap anymore, I get enough of it day to day.