A murderer of 250 lives.

He sat in court, while the prosecutor hammered at him, "And so you were found, covered in blood head to toe. Pieces of flesh strewn out across the floor all over the building. You had the murder weapon in your hands. We've even got everything on camera".

The judge looks at the defendant "The evidence is clear, you will be sentenced to life imprisonment, with no parole".

The defendant looked at the floor and thought "What the heck, the zoo animals broke loose and I was just defending myself".