Got banned for this, it's golden comedy time

SHORT VERSION:

Game 1: Jax hard ints and goes 1-7 or 1-8, forgot but it's BAD. Mid Jayce was afk or dozing off (IDK) misses first blood on invade and then DIES at mid to Ryze mid LOOOLLL. ADC is hard trolling me by recalling early with a pushed lane instead of re-engaging a possible fight to win or waiting for jungler to come gank and takes cannons on purpose instead of letting me use relic (support)

Game 2: Lucian flaming me for not engaging in fights while enemy team has for more minions than us in laning phase, told him to freeze the lane, play safe, wait for jungler gank OR wait until lvl 6 and we can win fights with our ults, kept flaming me AND I STILL END UP WINNING US THE LANE LOOOL! I win us the lane AND THEN A GAREN RUNNS IT DOWN MID TYLER1 STYLE! GAREN RUNS IT DOWN MID TYLER1 STYLE!

Game 3: Lucian HARD INTING and diving into fights without communicating with team LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL and somehow pantheon did ZERO dmg in game.

I get banned for trying my best to win while my team trolling, I LOVE IT!!! FUCKEN COMEDY! LOLOLOLOL

Game 1 Pre-Game frumseulb: im gona ban morg frumseulb: if u not frumseulb: playing In-Game frumseulb: kayn gonna red frumseulb: HOW frumseulb: OMG frumseulb: sigh frumseulb: jayce just stays mid frumseulb: while that happens frumseulb: aiight frumseulb: troll mid frumseulb: abd jungle afk frumseulb: aiight one of those game frumseulb: i even pinged ahead of time to go frumseulb: you took frumseulb: the canon frumseulb: you fk frumseulb: ok frumseulb: i wanna leave frumseulb: ff15 frumseulb: dude frumseulb: you troll frumseulb: you didnt come gank frumseulb: when i said to come frumseulb: and then you lose frumseulb: mid frumseulb: and then sivir trolls me frumseulb: like frumseulb: srsly frumseulb: how did you lose to a ryze frumseulb: with no flash frumseulb: man frumseulb: i hate frumseulb: this elo frumseulb: im done frumseulb: YOU MISSED frumseulb: YOUR STUN frumseulb: SRSLY frumseulb: sRSLY frumseulb: YOU MISSED frumseulb: YOUR STUN frumseulb: YOU MISSED frumseulb: he missed frumseulb: his stun frumseulb: sigh frumseulb: i missed because you missed frumseulb: i missed because he missed frumseulb: i thought he landed it frumseulb: my whole team is trolling frumseulb: afk jungler during first blood frumseulb: afk mid frumseulb: doesnt come kill ryze frumseulb: at 1hp frumseulb: then loses mid frumseulb: to ryze frumseulb: and my adc trolling me frumseulb: he didnt heal me frumseulb: watched me die mid frumseulb: *bot frumseulb: inting frumseulb: somewhere frumseulb: hes trash frumseulb: see frumseulb: ahh i trolled to hard frumseulb: jax hasnt killed you at all? frumseulb: lmao frumseulb: PENTA GO BASE frumseulb: GO BASE frumseulb: GO DOWN MID frumseulb: TAKE IT frumseulb: GO frumseulb: GO frumseulb: GO frumseulb: TAKE IT frumseulb: WDF frumseulb: LOL frumseulb: TOLD YOU frumseulb: TO TAKE IT frumseulb: YOOU TOO SLOW frumseulb: darius frumseulb: what did you do frumseulb: to jax frumseulb: up top frumseulb: hes still lvl 9 frumseulb: ??? frumseulb: yup frumseulb: adc still troll frumseulb: end frumseulb: end frumseulb: 1-6 jax frumseulb: for what? frumseulb: tell me frumseulb: for what? frumseulb: trying to win when my team is trolling? frumseulb: 1-7 jax frumseulb: lmao frumseulb: same kda as my own adc frumseulb: AND MID frumseulb: just gave him a kill frumseulb: then blames me frumseulb: for eath frumseulb: LOL frumseulb: LL frumseulb: LOOLOL frumseulb: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL frumseulb: omg this elo frumseulb: is comedy frumseulb: now i know why frumseulb: i play frumseulb: omg frumseulb: LMAOOO Post-Game frumseulb: that was comedy frumseulb: 1-8 jax frumseulb: DAMN frumseulb: LOL I HAD MORE GOLD frumseulb: THAN JAX frumseulb: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL frumseulb: I HAD MORE GOLD THAN JAX frumseulb: i gave you lane prio frumseulb: at top frumseulb: and killed darius frumseulb: and you couldnt maintain it frumseulb: yeah im trolling frumseulb: LMAO Game 2 In-Game frumseulb: ITSSAAA PARTYY frumseulb: dude frumseulb: im behind frumseulb: the wave is bigger frumseulb: look at the wave frumseulb: im not going in on bad waves and positiong frumseulb: dont trade with them frumseulb: just play safe until 6 frumseulb: its caleld being smart frumseulb: see cait is mart frumseulb: smart frumseulb: shes freezing frumseulb: no youre being outplayed frumseulb: recall frumseulb: after frumseulb: recall frumseulb: see lucian frumseulb: play smart frumseulb: wait for ganks frumseulb: wait for 6 frumseulb: this aint silver frumseulb: or iron frumseulb: why didnt you dash frumseulb: to cait frumseulb: youre lucky your jungler showed frumseulb: first you tell me im too passive frumseulb: and now youre telling me frumseulb: im in too deep frumseulb: lmao frumseulb: cant keep up with me frumseulb: go another lane frumseulb: agrro the person that has no summs frumseulb: n ohp frumseulb: no ult frumseulb: simple frumseulb: use your brain frumseulb: see that frumseulb: calculated frumseulb: wait frumseulb: for wave frumseulb: DIVE frumseulb: IM TANKING frumseulb: see that frumseulb: calculated frumseulb: omw frumseulb: wait youre garen frumseulb: youre broken frumseulb: how you lose frumseulb: garen frumseulb: go bot frumseulb: lucain frumseulb: come top frumseulb: free farm frumseulb: lucian frumseulb: topn frumseulb: top frumseulb: free farm frumseulb: GAREN frumseulb: GO BOT frumseulb: WDF frumseulb: GAREN WDF YOU DOING frumseulb: WDF frumseulb: GAREN frumseulb: THIS GAREN THROWING frumseulb: garen frumseulb: you dont play frumseulb: top frumseulb: much do you frumseulb: league 101, never invest in a losing lane frumseulb: youre a losing lane frumseulb: no point in investing in it frumseulb: always invest in winning lanes frumseulb: she knows frumseulb: we are ahead frumseulb: you not see? frumseulb: LOL frumseulb: oh god frumseulb: hes so salty frumseulb: YOU DONT HELP A LOSING LANE frumseulb: REPORT frumseulb: GAREN frumseulb: RUNNING TI DOWN frumseulb: hes trolling frumseulb: and griefing frumseulb: so you troll frumseulb: and greif frumseulb: ok frumseulb: makes sense frumseulb: LOGIC frumseulb: IM LOSING MY LANE frumseulb: SO IMMA FORCE A LOSS frumseulb: LOGGIICCCC frumseulb: fk frumseulb: who killed you frumseulb: lucian frumseulb: brand? frumseulb: oh frumseulb: ok frumseulb: this garen frumseulb: trollling frumseulb: too hard frumseulb: can we report garen plz frumseulb: league 101 never invest in a losing lane frumseulb: 9xgaren Post-Game frumseulb: report frumseulb: garen frumseulb: ban him frumseulb: 9x frumseulb: literally inted frumseulb: no frumseulb: this garen is a bad person frumseulb: for hard inting frumseulb: after losing a lane frumseulb: him and faker dont belong in the same sentence Game 3 In-Game frumseulb: ffs frumseulb: dude frumseulb: STUN frumseulb: LUCAIN frumseulb: IDK WHY YOU WENT frumseulb: FOR frumseulb: IDIOT frumseulb: THEN PING IT frumseulb: like im watching you frumseulb: just frumseulb: walk frumseulb: and do nothing frumseulb: communicate frumseulb: ashe your recall times frumseulb: are so bad frumseulb: pantheon did 0 dmg frumseulb: to lucian frumseulb: lmao frumseulb: i cant wait to see dmg counters frumseulb: im doing more dmg than you frumseulb: of course it was frumseulb: you wasted it frumseulb: moid frumseulb: mid frumseulb: its 4v5 frumseulb: idiot frumseulb: and no one went to kill drake frumseulb: when urgot was pushing frumseulb: urgot was dead frumseulb: dumb sht frumseulb: you think we gonan wina 4v4? frumseulb: when their fed frumseulb: ? frumseulb: 0-5 urgot decides to hgo in frumseulb: wdf Post-Game frumseulb: 0-5 frumseulb: 1-5 frumseulb: when the support has a better kda than jg and top frumseulb: i did frumseulb: actually frumseulb: almost had more gold frumseulb: then them too frumseulb: as a support