How a game of league works

Scraping a penta with low health: "Alright, you're decent."

Miss a skillshot by 2 pixels*: "REPORTED FOR INTING!" "Forty MIA pings" "MY LEG!" "UNINSTALL, INTER!"

Nobody cares about your KP, nobody cares how much progress you made pushing, and nobody cares how many lives you saved. If you get on the wrong side of a bad matchup (which is common since Riot's idea of balance isn't even a joke anymore), get some flame retardant. You'll need it. And no, I wasn't flamed last game. My own opponent (who split push exceptionally well) did.

Now, for this thread, I am counting downvotes as upvotes, since these kinds of players constantly patrol the boards to shut down anyone who is fed up with this kind of behavior. If i get downvotes by those players, it means they know it's true and are trying to cover their pathetic asses. The only downvotes that TRUELY matter are the ones made by players who have a pair of balls and make a comment to try to refute my arguments.

*This is comedic exaggeration. It may not be that bad but you get the point I'm trying to make.