New Ban: Not using poro biscuits on Howling Abyss

FizzFuzzer·3/20/2018, 3:07:10 AM·23 votes·3,086 views
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It takes only one button press. The amount of people that don't feed them every game is just not okay.

Anyone who doesn't feed the poros are the people that make this community toxic.

Help make LoL a better place, for summoners and poros alike. Feed the Poros. #FeedThePoros

24 Comments

Arammus3/20/2018, 9:32:21 AM5 votes

so you are asking us to int. feed the poros? what are you crazy? (just kidding btw.)

i like it when the poro is as fat as possible (9 cookies) but i feel a bit bad when it explodes tbh.

TrevorAlu3/20/2018, 4:58:05 AM3 votes

They need food too y'know :(

Khristophoros3/20/2018, 4:59:02 AM3 votes

I sell my biscuits to the shop for 0g.

The useless biscuits piss me off.

Also, poros are stupid.

swordofsun3/20/2018, 3:40:29 PM1 votes

On one hand I agree. On the other hand if everyone feeds the poros they won't tell me when people are hiding in the bushes.

Retrauk3/20/2018, 4:12:57 PM1 votes

I tend to tell people in my games that feeding the poro actually contributes to your mastery rank at the end of the game. Little white lies certainly get results.

Blue Moon Wolf3/20/2018, 5:00:12 PM1 votes

Seriously speaking though, maybe not a ban, but you should get a mark of shame for not using poro snacks. like maybe 3 games without giving a poro snack gives you the poro mark of shame that everyone can see till you start feeding the poros :p

gileskd3/20/2018, 8:13:31 PM1 votes

just give them to the shopkeeper,

Have You No Respect For The Dead! Karthus

Auroramancer3/20/2018, 9:08:25 PM1 votes

Belongs in Memes & Games

ahferroin73/20/2018, 9:25:24 PM1 votes

So, little known fact, but not doing so can have a negative impact on the game for your team. Poros visibly track anyone who still has snax, even if that person wouldn't otherwise be visible to the enemy team, and use a visibly different animation when doing so. Given this, you can actually watch for poros watching bushes expectantly, and reasonably assume there is someone there.

FilDaFunk3/20/2018, 10:50:16 PM1 votes

Feed Rito poro so they have to nerf it.

Drugoth3/20/2018, 11:00:25 PM1 votes

But wait, aren't we going to question why these innocent Poros are stupid enough to hang out on a clearly collapsing bridge that is currently always being fought on?

Oh right, probably because poro snax. Poros are like the lemmings of Runeterra lol.

Ifneth3/20/2018, 4:20:56 AM1 votes

Feed the Poros!

ModKagenoOu3/21/2018, 6:38:39 AM1 votes

reported for making it impossible to feed more than one poro in your poll

Strigina3/20/2018, 9:43:25 AM1 votes

Hell yeah. That will teach my aram buddy to feed them!

SpiritOfOdysseus3/20/2018, 2:39:54 PM1 votes

Dude theyre like fish. You feed them too much and they die painfully. except fish have no souls and thus do not feel pain so wait that means poros have no soul and are just there to tell the enemy youre in bush