Was this really worth a chat restriction?
Serious question. I was Honor 5 as well before this.
Game 1 Phat Pat: Idk how to play Phat Pat: Pls send help Phat Pat: Pls flame like T1 Phat Pat: Nasus is trolling his ass off Phat Pat: How bad of an internet plan do you need Phat Pat: To lag to netlfix Phat Pat: I could have porn hub netflix and fucking twitch running and still play Phat Pat: nah he's just bad tbh Phat Pat: He's died to him over extending Phat Pat: Zed you are so fucking bad Phat Pat: If corsair programk didn;t break you;d be dead Phat Pat: Idk I get more pussy than you irl Phat Pat: Well If I'm 12 and that's true what are you? Phat Pat: A virgin? Phat Pat: Brow? Phat Pat: Yea, Phat Pat: Super brow Phat Pat: Oh now I'm 10 Phat Pat: super cute Phat Pat: Yerp Phat Pat: Why didn't we surrender again Phat Pat: Yea I'm toxic Phat Pat: I haven't said anything but mess with enemy team Phat Pat: You're troll and an asshole Phat Pat: Why does that matter Phat Pat: we going back and forth Phat Pat: Fopr funj Phat Pat: this is norms Phat Pat: the fuck you playing Phat Pat: Lcs? Phat Pat: Gtfo Phat Pat: 1/6? Phat Pat: That's worse Phat Pat: Sorry but you';re not getting kills Phat Pat: And lost tower super early Phat Pat: Game you playing son>? Phat Pat: no one cares Phat Pat: you getting reported Phat Pat: Play league when tyour roommate ain't on netflix Phat Pat: If you know he is Phat Pat: whyu queue Phat Pat: Whose fault is that? Phat Pat: Mine or yours Phat Pat: Oh ok Phat Pat: Meow Phat Pat: Why do I care Phat Pat: You fed all game Phat Pat: Pinging a game you knew the reason for Phat Pat: From minute one Phat Pat: that is feeding Phat Pat: Oh ok Phat Pat: 1138 meeeeaaaans Phat Pat: OH YOU FED
Some context. The Zed was on the enemy team. My corsair program was/is not working so all my mouse buttons do not work and my dpi is off. Nasus said he was lagging because his roommate is watching Netflix. Idk why it doesn't tell you when my typing was all chat and to the team. I like to banter with the enemy team. I was also not the only person upset at the Nasus, he was 0/4 or 0/5 before anyone said a word to him.
Game 2 Phat Pat: fuck me Phat Pat: I picked smite Phat Pat: It said an errir Phat Pat: YOU CAN'T BUY JUNGLE ITEMS WITHOUT SMITE Phat Pat: I fuckking picked smite] Phat Pat: And it trolled Phat Pat: And lagged the fuck out Phat Pat: Sorry Phat Pat: No this client is shit Phat Pat: Thx ashe Phat Pat: this game is sucking dick I haev no exp Phat Pat: Thanks Jayce Phat Pat: This game would be over if In could just buy a jungle item Phat Pat: God riot is such a fucking troll Phat Pat: It's beyond over Phat Pat: I get no exp from jungle Phat Pat: Shhhhh Phat Pat: Am I allowed to play league or what] Phat Pat: Client fucks me then you fucking troll me Phat Pat: Stfu ashe Phat Pat: Pls Phat Pat: Thanks Phat Pat: If I go tank Phat Pat: I'm a waste of space Phat Pat: Do you know this champ? Phat Pat: No Phat Pat: yuou play adc Phat Pat: Styfu Phat Pat: And play your champ Phat Pat: Stop being selfish Phat Pat: Then stfu Phat Pat: No u r Phat Pat: Thanbks though Phat Pat: No one said we didn't Phat Pat: I just need exp Phat Pat: when Phat Pat: Yea Phat Pat: the jungle/lane phase is over Phat Pat: Sorry if you don';t know wtf I'm talking about Phat Pat: I've been winning shyv games Phat Pat: I got auto filled with ignite Phat Pat: And client bugged switching to smite Phat Pat: y Phat Pat: Keep going bot they stsying top Phat Pat: gg
Client bugged, didn't select smite, runes, or masteries. I told the top Jax I was going to lane with him, which for some reason is not in these chat logs. He said I was trolling and he decided to go jungle and suicide to jungle minions and such. I stayed top and did pretty well against top and jungle.
