Truly the shittiest gaming experience.

Valmarian·12/23/2018, 8:45:34 AM·2 votes·2,497 views

I've come to learn the hard that way that Riot truly doesn't give a singular fuck about its players. No, really, it doesn't. It lets people suffer through game, after game, after game of trolls, griefers, fuckboys of all varieties whose sole purpose is to waste your time and ruin your gaming experience from the get go. Oh yes, I've been permabanned, but why? Well, let's see...

Valmarian: he was bot.. Valmarian: I wasn't gonna get away with a flash lmao Valmarian: dude Valmarian: lmao Valmarian: coming from the 26 twitch who stood close to the bushes for Lucian to W him xD Valmarian: lol Valmarian: lost herald Valmarian: trynd get oracle lens Valmarian: report twitch after Valmarian: actual trash Valmarian: this twitch lmfao Valmarian: alright guys we have a 4v5 how're we gonna do this Valmarian: ? Valmarian: focus on others Valmarian: I know mundo Valmarian: report him after Valmarian: I know, he's trolling & trash Valmarian: im working on it Valmarian: And we know twitch you haven't been playing it's why us and the other team are gonna report after, bud <3 [All]Valmarian: can y'all report twitch after? He said he's not been playing and been afk running around when not inting, thanks. [All]Valmarian: you're trying Valmarian: bronze players getting boosted smh Valmarian: dude it doesn't matter Valmarian: twitch is trolling Valmarian: No twitch we're gonna waste your time too. <3 Valmarian: lololol Valmarian: you guys saw him play, right? Valmarian: 1v1 me after, twitch Valmarian: i'll show your iron ass how to play adc <3 Valmarian: Inwins, Silver 4/Bronze 1 Valmarian: makes sense Valmarian: na.op.gg ftw Valmarian: I was s2 Valmarian: but I can't climb cause I get players like this twitch Valmarian: or twitch fed more Valmarian: with nothing to show for it Valmarian: no babe Valmarian: just got afk Valmarian: it'll make the reports easier <3 Valmarian: trynd Valmarian: push bot Valmarian: like hardfocus it? Valmarian: isn't trynd good with split pushing Valmarian: mundo try for drake please Valmarian: you've been done bud Valmarian: lolol what Valmarian: eh it didnt matter Valmarian: our twitch is a troll Valmarian: hopefully 9 reports is enough for a ban/suspension Valmarian: mundo tried [All]Valmarian: gg ez report twitch

Yeah, I know, SO TOXIC. I am such a toxic player! After having made a list of well over 150 names of players who I've suffered through playing with, people who inted, trolled, afk'd to grief, or any and all other manner of throwing a game because "omegalul silver", I've responded to someone doing just that with the above remarks. This inbred Twitch, a legit shitstain, Inwins, was one of the worst fucking ADCs i've seen, but proceeds to blame me for why he can't last shot any minion to save his life. So after surrendering at 15- voting to, he proceeds to openly declare that he is "not playing anymore" and only tries to surrender from the 10minute marker onward; aside from inting and running around afking in the base/by the inner turrets. By --I- am the toxic player, yes? I am the one whose negativity is the reason that the game went how it went. Me. The twitch did nothing wrong! No, just me. Riot has let me down for the last time and i've made it clear that, on alternate accounts, I'll be more than happy to ensure every ranked game I play will be just as enjoyable as the 3/5ths of the ones I've suffered through over the last 9 months of playing this piece of shit game. Riot is a great company, all, super amazing to its customers. :)

14 Comments

Farkinob12/23/2018, 8:55:53 AM3 votes

You were toxic to Twitch blaming him and possibly tilting him; saying that it's his fault that

Valmarian: I was s2 Valmarian: but I can't climb cause I get players like this twitch

You keep on saying "Report twitch report twitch report twitch" nonstop too; you can win a 4v5 easy if you're as good as you think you are.

Icing on the cake is you come here and say:

This inbred Twitch, a legit shitstain, Inwins, was one of the worst fucking ADCs i've seen, but proceeds to blame me for why he can't last shot any minion to save his life.

You basically made the Twitch so upset (Who may have just been having a bad day/game/whatever) quit; and ruined 3 other player's game.

I know I'd report you in game if we were playing ranked. Maybe not normals, but definitely ranked

breakordoom44412/23/2018, 8:54:55 AM2 votes

why are you talking? you called someone out, proceeded to flame them and then asked in all chat for reports. all of which are no-nos.

No matter the context, there is no point in fighting back. 1: he is def trolling, no point feeding into it 2: read the fucking ToS 3: as much as Ulanope hates me from saying it.

if you choose not the change, then leave

ı Sona ı12/23/2018, 9:02:18 AM1 votes

I recently played in a game with a Lulu who ran down lane 28~ times to purposefully feed the enemy, and I did no flame them.

Was twitch honestly trolling, or just not doing as well as you'd of liked them to? Either way, you have to control yourself winning or losing.

Be kind to others in everything you do.

Calling for reports on someone is negative and harassing. 1 report in a game has the weight of 9, as in only 1 report matters not how many reports in a single game (so they say).

If you feel they are doing something reportable, report after the game ends. Do not berate them in game about it.

[sona-playing]

FioraWillCarry12/27/2018, 11:38:15 PM1 votes

You deserved whatever punishment you got. You shouldn't abuse your team mates like this. Just surrender and move on. What the fuck is so hard about that?

Telephone Booth12/27/2018, 11:45:38 PM1 votes

None of that chat was at all necessary. Your report would have the same effect as every player in that game reporting him. In one game, 1 report is the same as 9. So you basically just harassed, argued, and insulted a guy for trolling/griefing, for NO REASON. Congratulations. Your big mouth got you banned. And you accomplished nothing by it, except getting your own account banned.

Like honestly, did you think insulting him would change his ways? Do you think he went n cried because you called him trash? What was the point of all that talk? What was your goal? Did he just hurt your feelings and you lost control? Did you not know that insulting people is against the rules? Im just so confused by people with your mindset. Please help me understand.