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"This isn't my fault! My team is making me do this!"

Lost R·8/6/2018, 5:55:17 PM·5 votes·3,159 views

Whenever somebody decides to have a bad game and starts intentionally feeding or going (active) AFK or just in general being a shithead, they will try to place the blame on someone else.

This defense does not work.

You are in control of your actions throughout the entire game. Unless somebody actually has a gun to your head and threatens to ventilate your skull with the entire clip unless you ruin the game for everyone, nobody is forcing you to do shit.

Of course, most League players have butchered their goddamn skulls with a hatchet in order to suppress as much of this horrible feeling that is sapience as possible, and think that this is an actual valid fucking defense. It isn't, and if you get banned for being a shitheel, you fucking deserve it. It is almost a tragedy on Shakespearean levels that you will never understand how you fucked up and why you got banned, but Shakespearean tragedies inspire sympathy. There's no sympathy to be found for you.

1 Comments

MtFerventCatgirl8/7/2018, 2:54:34 AM1 votes

A 30 minute wait time per 5 game's for going afk is more inviting than winning a game for someone who's reporting me for; loving males, statements i never made(and by in large can be seen in chat logs by riot staff), stealing cs(i didn't know that all cs belonged to JaneDoe69), a million muted pings that probably never got to me because of a convenient button, my rank. When the usual report comes back for consistency and i get the "you've been fuck-all in some games" i'll blame it on someone else in my luxury queues. I think consistency matters a lot in reports, and if your right, then you'll see a million feedback pop-ups, this is my shakespearean ban, it's a blessing in disguise, because the system works for how it should be there's a whole google docs on it and i'm not getting a casual "hey you've been being a dick, here's the chat-logs, go take two weeks off our game" type of ban.