Start listening to each other bronze players

Yodonashi·8/10/2019, 6:37:08 PM·3 votes·5,873 views

So I'm trying to understand why everyone bronze likes to argue and assume you're wrong on all play calls. So many games I find myself sitting there in my top lane, watching my jungler ignore lanes with no flash, watching my adc over extend and get ganked from behind by the udyr sitting in river bush, watching my midlane look at talon as he walks into FoW without a single ping as to where he went.

Then when you try warning them, you try pinging for assistance to have the jg gank your lane because this enemy nasus decided to take ignite and tp instead of flash and has no disengage. You're pinging to retreat for the Caitlyn and Lux in bot lane because you just saw udyr running through your scuttle crab ward in bot river. You start pinging enemies missing in midlane because talon disappeared into the fog of war and could be roaming to top or drake, they all start flaming you to say stfu.

Fast forward to late lane phase and you see enemy jungle again in bot lane while you and midlane both just killed your lanes, so you start pinging for help with rift, and instead of coming to rift with us because of how huge Herald actually is, your jungler who is currently in topside jungle, decides "Oh I have to go gank bot lane" Meanwhile you're literally begging your team to place more wards because you have no vision anywhere and you've already placed a pink on drake from your last tp botlane, and covered both river bushes with your regular trinkets, but they totally ignore you. You see that Caitlyn is trying to just stand in front of Udyr instead of using E to disengage and get back under tower, so you try giving them the advice to back out more because that's why they're 1/4 as adc at 16 minutes into the game and all they say is "Report our top lane for being toxic"

Fast forward even more and you've managed to recover the game with a few drake buffs you get 2/3 inhibitor turrets because you got an ace in the midlane ARAM that low elo NA always becomes late game (That also confuses me) but by now the enemy team is respawning and has a minion advantage because we're in their base, so you tell everyone to back out, they ignore you and 3/5 of you die because of over staying in enemy base letting them get Baron Nashor.

Lastly they completely disrespect the entire concept of split pushes. If I'm a snowballed Renekton that actually has my Spear Shojin, Steraks, and BC, I'm huge. They're gonna need at least 2 people to kill me or I'll just disengage the 1v1 and just keep harassing that lane until I take the objective. So the other 4 on my team need to just push in another area and let me do my thing, but no, Lux and Caitlyn feel it necessary to follow me and bring the rest of the enemy team with instead of letting me split.

Here's a surprise to my fellow bronze players, you know why we're still stuck bronze? It isn't because our KDAs are too low, or we get counter picked or whatever other excuse is being used. It's because 99.9% of us don't have a decent brain for macro in League, we fall for baits because we chase too hard wanting to get that kill. We forfeit Baron because we try engaging it when we don't know where the enemy jg is and they out smite us. We lose turrets because we don't react to or commit to split pushes like we need to. And another surprise, if someone is actively telling you on your team, they most likely know what they're talking about, try giving them a listen instead of just assuming that you know more and they're wrong. Because a match should never become just midlane ARAM until one team wins. A top lane without flash should be punished for being over extended 24/7. And you need to place more wards and look at your map.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

2 Comments

Kazekiba8/10/2019, 6:51:35 PM2 votes

Because theyre bad and egotistical. If they were intelligent and wanted to climb theyd be in a real elo

FioraWillCarry8/10/2019, 8:51:13 PM2 votes

Start listening to each other bronze players

I'm sorry but whenever I play in Bronze, I don't listen to what anyone has to say. Most of these player are perpetually stuck in Bronze. I've climb from Bronze multiple times and even made it as far as Gold on one account. What could they possibly have to say that can be considered useful. I just mute everyone when they start to talk and I try to carry. If I can't, I'll ff or leave. I don't say anything, I don't argue and I'm certainly not interested in anything they have to say.

If you sincerely believe you're better than Bronze players, just mute all and apply your superior play to win the game instead.