I just wish riot bought me dinner first.
I was recently put with a perma-ban, for not being really "toxic" more of negative talk. But like everyone is negative on this game every once in a while. I wasnt even flaming, i was obviously tilted and salty yes. But flaming? No, i think the worst thing i said was "learn to counter jg" and if I really honestly lost hundreds of bucks of skins and hours into my main account, because i told someone to "learn to counter jg". Ill give you my chat logs, its not gonna change anything im still gonna be banned because riot doesnt actually give a fuck, they will take my money and run off with it happy im gone. I wonder how much money they make off these kinda bullshit where someone will then make a new account and pour more money into it. This isnt a system to delete "toxic players" if that was so we wouldnt see them just about anywhere, this is a system to delete as many accounts as possible to earn more and more revenue. Let's just look at this realistically, in the past 5 months (from when i started with a 25 chat restriction 5 months ago, then i got a 14 day ban about 2 weeks ago) i got all of that from maybe.. 5? bad games, out of how many i play probably like 600 in 5 months (all normals btw, i stopped trying to climb elo) and honestly, the only game i really deserved to be punished was the one i intent fed because i got flammed by 3 members of my team for going 0/3 in lane. So let's review, i got permantly banned from an account that i poured what tiny fucking scraps of cash i had into because I either replied to a flamer and flamed back, or was slightly negative in my word usage. Whilst i stopped doing the first one after the 25 chat ban, the second one is insanely bullshit. Who cares if i feel like we lost the game and lost hope? Am i supposed to be a robot who never ever gets tilted or salty? I am not a toxic player, i am a average player fucked by a system that rewards flammers into making new accounts and continuing to flame, or fucks over the average tilted player. So while this rant is over, i'd like to say fuck riot's tribunal system bullshit. I cant even be slightly negative, in a MOBA, like do u see smite or fucking dota doing this shit? No fucking wonder everyone's quitting league. Anyhow, for anyone reading, i feel sorry for you, your gonna continue to play a game that wants to fuck you over.
Chat Logs: Game 1 Lime Horse King: Yo can i like ask a serious question here Lime Horse King: why the fuck did harry break the ultimate wand at the end of the story Lime Horse King: LIke bra, there are still darkwraiths and a million other things Lime Horse King: Corruption in the system, fucking deadly ass shit everywhere Lime Horse King: And your ass is just like NAH Ill fucking do it with this shit wand i got begining of the story Lime Horse King: Its like playing a video game, getting the ultimate sword, and then selling it for basic shit Lime Horse King: Q WHY U NO ACTIVATE Lime Horse King: rip Lime Horse King: top lane Lime Horse King: im gonna be behind in cs and levels Lime Horse King: shit Lime Horse King: my bad Lime Horse King: WHAT Lime Horse King: THE FUCK Lime Horse King: can i get a gank please Lime Horse King: again Lime Horse King: can Lime Horse King: i Lime Horse King: get Lime Horse King: a Lime Horse King: gank Lime Horse King: for fucks sake Lime Horse King: elise been here 4 times Lime Horse King: already Lime Horse King: i cant 1v2 a lane Lime Horse King: gg Lime Horse King: why is it my jg in every game i play ignores my lane, but enemy camps it like its a fucking campfire Lime Horse King: not my fault u dont know how to counter gank Lime Horse King: its cool Lime Horse King: ill just keep feeding Lime Horse King: idc Lime Horse King: not intentionally Lime Horse King: but its not like im gonna do anything anymore Lime Horse King: u kinda fuckedme Lime Horse King: thanks for that Lime Horse King: bra Lime Horse King: yea ur right i should just be able to take elise AND panth Lime Horse King: at the same time Lime Horse King: shit my bad Lime Horse King: im just a bad player i guess Lime Horse King: what a suprise Lime Horse King: elise is top Lime Horse King: eh Lime Horse King: btw this is a smurf Lime Horse King: im on a friends, im actually gold. Lime Horse King: but u see Lime Horse King: it doesnt matter how good i am Lime Horse King: when my team ignores me Lime Horse King: so im just gonna ignore u guys Lime Horse King: muted Lime Horse King: then if his early game is so good Lime Horse King: why not Lime Horse King: idk Lime Horse King: shut him down? Lime Horse King: fucking crazy idea Lime Horse King: right? Lime Horse King: eh Lime Horse King: why Lime Horse King: im useless now Lime Horse King: it doesnt matter if i just stand around Lime Horse King: or do stuff Lime Horse King: im not bronze Lime Horse King: jesus Lime Horse King: im earning ip for my bronze friend Lime Horse King: hes had quite the losing streak Lime Horse King: okay whatever u say dude Lime Horse King: wait a minute Lime Horse King: what rank are you brand Lime Horse King: lawl i stopped giving a shit Lime Horse King: brand been flaming me all game Lime Horse King: 3/6 brand giving me shit Lime Horse King: Like u aint a good player yourself Lime Horse King: idk why u burned like 3 ults for me Lime Horse King: more than 0 Lime Horse King: i can also do your mom Lime Horse King: lol just this game Lime Horse King: not much counterplay to early game panth and elise camp Lime Horse King: nah because my ghouls push too hard Lime Horse King: I cant freeze well with yorick Lime Horse King: because ghouls will push really really hard, and i only have a limited amount of wards Lime Horse King: THANK YOU Lime Horse King: Not bein toxic Lime Horse King: sportmanlike bm at least Lime Horse King: anyhow Lime Horse King: GG Lime Horse King: report brand for toxic. Lime Horse King: ? Lime Horse King: What troll? Lime Horse King: Im just bad like u said
Game 2 Lime Horse King: awe :'( Lime Horse King: reporte Lime Horse King: no skin Lime Horse King: its like my dad all over again Lime Horse King: always a dissappointment Lime Horse King: gj Lime Horse King: poor poor wu Lime Horse King: he is doing his best Lime Horse King: fuck Lime Horse King: thanks hec Lime Horse King: love the ganks Lime Horse King: WHAT Lime Horse King: THE FUCK Lime Horse King: HOW DID U AUTO ME INSTANTLY Lime Horse King: Im reporting you for scripting Lime Horse King: ill report you for reporting me for reporting you Lime Horse King: damn Lime Horse King: he got frist turret Lime Horse King: rip Lime Horse King: now hes gonna camp me Lime Horse King: wu no flash Lime Horse King: guys Lime Horse King: can u rotate Lime Horse King: please with them Lime Horse King: thats how u beat this Lime Horse King: dont just ditch a lane to die Lime Horse King: specially since it took them like 2 minutes to kill me Lime Horse King: nice shield Lime Horse King: gj Lime Horse King: thank you Lime Horse King: for saving my bacon Lime Horse King: OKAY Lime Horse King: WELL FUCK Lime Horse King: THAT ISNT BULLSHIT Lime Horse King: cooldown on ur fucking root must be 3 second Lime Horse King: ezreal Lime Horse King: The best split pusher Lime Horse King: lawl Lime Horse King: um Lime Horse King: what Lime Horse King: okay Lime Horse King: thats fair Lime Horse King: light binding does 700 damage Lime Horse King: lets go innn Lime Horse King: wtf guys Lime Horse King: stop tunneling Lime Horse King: i hate this game Lime Horse King: your right Lime Horse King: only me Lime Horse King: well u guys wiped 5 times now Lime Horse King: from a 15 kill lead Lime Horse King: soo Lime Horse King: at least i dont just ult randomly in front of the whole team Lime Horse King: u know what Lime Horse King: i dont even care Lime Horse King: muted, and im just gonna farm Lime Horse King: Um Lime Horse King: eh Lime Horse King: My question is Lime Horse King: When i got out of q Lime Horse King: And aa u Lime Horse King: Why did u take 34 damage? Lime Horse King: i saw the number pop up Lime Horse King: i dont know either Lime Horse King: That was bullshit Lime Horse King: No lifesteal doesnt work like that Lime Horse King: Plus when i get out of q i aa first so i get priority before u anyhow Lime Horse King: suck Lime Horse King: My Lime Horse King: Dick Lime Horse King: oh look Is this a perm-ban able offense? For being so "toxic" as to ask for ganks, tell someone "learn to counter jg" and in that second game the worst thing i said was "stop tunneling" and (janna said i sucked at league) "your right, thats only me" If you think this is "toxic" enough for me to get perma banned, i'd recommend you get your ass out of your head. Anyhow, goodbye league, you really knew how to fuck me over nice and right. I just wish you bought me dinner first. BTW the "suck my dick" was towards a master yi, who was telling me over and over "get rekt" We weren't being toxic to eachother, we were just friendly bming. Nothing wrong with that.
*yes i had to repost this, it got deleted by riot for some reason