This defeatist streak has gone on long enough

People love failure. They're addicted to failure. They want failure to be synonymous with their very existence until they drown in it.

They call defeat at the first sign of trouble, at the most basic tribulation, at the slightest hint of a challenge, before the minions even spawn, before they've left the fountain, before they've left the champion select screen, before they've queued up, before they've logged in, and before they've even turned on the computer in the morning. There is no beginning or end to their crushing pessimism and defeatism.

I'm tired of it. I'm beyond tired of it. I was tired of it three years ago. Stop playing if you just decide to give up and let someone else take your place. I'm tired of being your nanny, babysitting you every last step of the way because god help you have to actually play the game. Get your ass in gear and DO SOMETHING!