if experienced players want to level a new account, we end up ruining the game for new players

i absolutely fucking hate playing against new players. i hate the fact that i'm matched against them, it's not fair for them. not trying to brag or anything, they're new and don't know how to play. but i need a new account, and leveling in normals is the fastest way.

so if i want to level a new account to dynamic boost play ranked with my bronze friends, my options are:

1. use a bot to automatically level my account in co-op vs ai games, which will result in me getting banned. i refuse to do this.

2. stomp new players in normals. i am not that kind of person, my top priority is making the game as fun as possible for new players, to even out the amount of useless toxic douchebags in the lower levels.

3. play bot games, often getting matched with 4 people using leveling bots. i have to hard carry or we lose, because the botted accounts feed the bots. this is what i've been doing, but it's frustrating as fuck, and i hate the fact that they can do nothing and still get the same amount of IP/XP as me when i did 100% of the work

what do you want us to do riot? the only option that doesn't ruin the game for new players is playing vs bots, which takes much MUCH longer. do you want me to go into normals and stomp new players? or start scripting?

i know you give fresh level 30 accounts to professional players and rioters. why can't we buy the same kind of account within the client? it would solve SO many issues and make the new player experience better overall, since they're playing against people of their skill level and not smurfs.