You have a few misconceptions on how the system works. I'll try to see if I can help.
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Okay, I get it, I said some mean stuff.
Well, essentially that means that the punishment was warranted. You signed an agreement with Riot about how you would act while accessing their servers.
But when I get banned because three other toxic people on my team are flaming me and I flame back I feel like there should be some sort of punishment for them as well.
Everyone is responsible for their own behavior. If you think they were breaking their agreement with Riot, the correct response is to report them. Someone's behavior is only examined if they are reported. If no one reports them, Riot will act as if no one was bothered by their behavior. At the end of your post you seem to indicate that you don't report people and don't want them to be punished.
How can a permaban on my four year old account be handed out five minutes after the game?
The IFS is fairly quick.
I know I shouldn't talk like that in chat but at least watch the game to understand where I'm coming from.
Your agreement was with Riot, not with the other players in your game. They are unable to modify the contract you signed. Their actions don't have any impact on how you are allowed to behave.
It seems to me that just my personal chat log was read and a permanent ban was dolled out right there.
Yes. When issuing punishments to an account, only the actions of the account have any bearing.
When my team is turning on me because I didn't gank their lanes or didn't ult karthus, and we start arguing, I'd like it if the whole situation was looked over, the state of the game, the rest of the players toxicity in the lobby, before instantly dropping the ban hammer on me.
If you find it difficult to argue without breaking the contract you signed, I'd suggest not arguing. But, again, other peoples' actions are unable to modify the contract between you and Riot.
any communication other than a little pre-written speech about toxicity in league that I can't appeal to.
I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. Are you asking for the ability to appeal the judgement? You may do so with a support ticket. But, valid punishments are not overturned, so based on your opening statement, I'd not waste my time. If, instead, you're asking for the statement on toxicity to appeal to your worldview, the time to have that discussion would be before you click "I agree".
For all the person who banned my account knows
Interrupting the sentance here. The IFS is automated.
they could've been inting(not saying they were, but 4/11 and 5/12 in a 30 minute game is more than a death every three minutes) and I'd have every right to flame them,
Once again, other peoples' actions cannot modify the contract you signed with Riot. You do not have the right to flame people. You signed that away when you created your account.
but they wouldn't know, they didn't watch the game.
The IFS checks what a reported player did. It doesn't check things that are not reported.
Also, a permaban because of one or even two games seems inane to me,
Yes. That would be inane, generally speaking. That's why there is a four step punishment ladder that everyone has to go through before earning a permanent ban. The only way to skip that would be to troll, int, use hate speech, or urge self-harm.
especially with how toxic games can get,
Once again, you signed an agreement with Riot, not with the other players. Other peoples' actions are not a reason to break your agreement. If you think that someone else is breaking their agreement, report them.
if you're the one out of the five toxic players that everyone disagrees with, thats four reports on you and only one on each of them.
The IFS checks a player's actions if there is any number of reports greater than 0. 1 report is exactly the same as 9 reports.
Whats the point of even reporting at that point?
It's a report? If you want someone's behavior to be checked, that's what the report is for. Yeah?
I don't beat them, they don't get banned,
Reports don't cancel each other out. The IFS can check the actions of every player, in every game, if they are reported. It relies on reports to trigger rather than checking everything because at the scale of League, that would be a significant investment in electricity and processing time.
and why would I even want them to?
Well, if their behavior annoyed you, having them receive a punishment would probably help them modify their behavior so that they are unlikely to annoy you or other patrons in the future. Also, you earlier wanted them punished alongside you. So, I'll turn the question back to you. Why did you want them punished?
so I just go next, forget about it, people blame junglers its nothing new, but not anymore.
That's a good attitude to have. But, I suggest applying it earlier. Flip that switch when they first start flaming you. If you have a difficult time controlling yourself, I suggest muting at the first sign of them annoying you.