A sincere plea to Riot

Trickster Jester·11/23/2016, 2:02:01 PM·2 votes·443 views

This is something I need to bring up to you, Riot. I have played this game for seven years. I have really dedicated myself to this game and committed my life to it. Soon I will have every single champion in the game, I am only missing one. One of the best things about this game is the ladies of League of Legends. Their sexiness and hotness is singular for this game, and it's the reason I play League of Legends over DoTA. DoTA does not have splash art, it simply has representations of their 3D models, League of Legends, on the other hand, gives someone like me some fantastic things to see in the loading screen. Lately, I have seen a worrisome trend in your champions which you have been releasing. What I have noticed about the champions, and it's very apparent, is that you have decided to shift away from things like cleavage and the focus on the hind-side region. Now, I just want you to know that you are not going to lose me as a customer over this shift, that is, unless another game comes out with a different trend focus, with similar game mechanics. We have a lot of sexy women on League of Legends, and it scares me that not only might we be shifting away from the sexiness of new champions, but we could even lose the sexiness of those we currently have, considering what you have done to Fiora. I hope you will take into consideration what I have written here when designing future champions and skins, many of which I have been very happy with, which would make players like me very happy. While this is probably unnecessary, I would like to provide you with some examples of where you did things right, which are with Mercenary Katarina and Arcade Miss Fortune. Obviously, where you went wrong was with Taliyah and Camile. I would also like to note that in the cases where you went wrong, it is only in the area of cosmetics and splash art, and not with actual game mechanics.

After reconsidering what I have written for a bit, I just want to say, just give me a variety of some sexy women to look at. I don't care if you just put them somewhere in the loading screen or as the champions themselves. To be completely honest, I don't play the sexy ones much, and I feel awkward when I do.

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