He may not have won the game, but he won in time spent thinking about it
(Silver 1 level ranked game, blue side won)
(Purple Side) Jungle Xin Zhao: cluky amumu 50 hp Xin Zhao: rivne Xin Zhao: u trash talk me but Xin Zhao: do u relize Xin Zhao: u where 4/1 Xin Zhao: and ur 4/6 Xin Zhao: omg Xin Zhao: this riven so garbage Xin Zhao: fu c this team Xin Zhao: i pinged Xin Zhao: and this alistar (Blue Side) Amumu:: blablabla (Purple Side) Support Alistar: Xin i just want to take the time to personally thank you for taking jungle from me then feeding the lane and blaming others then afking and verbaly abusing everyone Xin Zhao: flash tower dives Xin Zhao: so i tower dive Xin Zhao: and i got kileld for it Xin Zhao: U GOT ME BAITED Xin Zhao: U FUCIN TRASH Xin Zhao: ur so bad 1/6/4 Xin Zhao: my last death was on purpose 2/7/5 not that bad when tema sucks Xin Zhao: losing to a ap jax support Support Alistar: im a tanky support dumbass im not suppose to have kills Xin Zhao: i try to camp bot amumu always there he go ap item and ap tank after Xin Zhao: UR A FUCING MORON Xin Zhao: one time Xin Zhao: we almsot killed ez diving i knock him outa tower and knock jax stun away Xin Zhao: BUT NO EZ GETS OUT LOW HP Xin Zhao: moron cait trys to use ult on amumu while jax and ez just block it Xin Zhao: she coudal used it on ez Xin Zhao: but than amumu comes back really fast Xin Zhao: and we all died Xin Zhao: jax low hp Xin Zhao: but u cant even kill him Xin Zhao: jax even ulted when he almsot dead instead of earier Xin Zhao: ap jax gts mor magic resist, ad gets more armor but evn thou we have little magic we still lose Xin Zhao: kat our main magic other than that its so low Xin Zhao: u are fucing bronzeand ur gonna stay bronze or ur silver and dont dresever Xin Zhao: ya ali leafve Xin Zhao: 4 loss ina row Xin Zhao: not realyl my fault Xin Zhao: i was dead whe nthey fgirst dragon Xin Zhao: i wanted to drag sooner but team cant hold thier goddam lanes Xin Zhao: 3 loss before had cahnces to win Xin Zhao: first won we never get any dragons Xin Zhao: cuz our yi was trolling Xin Zhao: pre smited it AS THIR JUNGLER COMES TO STEAL IT smites it 600-700 hp when smit did 400ish Xin Zhao: he waste 90% of his ults for troll Xin Zhao: we wher ewinnig i won top bot won bot Xin Zhao: but yi just trolls Xin Zhao: onnly reason we lose that Xin Zhao: than i lose every toehr game Xin Zhao: mainly cuz these **** teams Xin Zhao: like holy fuc elo hell is so fuic ng dumb Xin Zhao: how was i suppsoed to carry this **** Xin Zhao: fucing 4/1 riven Xin Zhao: runs into a chogath low hp Xin Zhao: and just dies Xin Zhao: 4/1 Xin Zhao: to 4/6 Xin Zhao: 1-2 assist after 4/1 o wow Xin Zhao: fucing garbage Xin Zhao: she threw so hard Xin Zhao: veveryone threw Xin Zhao: she say report for afk but we wher down half kills and dragons Xin Zhao: team wont surrender cuz they fuicng morons Xin Zhao: they all should be reported i know im toxic sounding but thye are toxic Xin Zhao: so whatvef jax i wasting my time tpying and hurt ing fingers Xin Zhao: but im speaking the truth Xin Zhao: alistar our only tank Xin Zhao: i was gonna get tank after trinity Xin Zhao: but whtaever Xin Zhao: my ult could possibly fuc kat ult or wind slah up but if i use to engaeg after ali cc shoud be fine Xin Zhao: we coudltn team fight or we so behidn we cnat Xin Zhao: cho full tank can one shot adc Xin Zhao: while riven just dies going in Xin Zhao: mid barely did mor edamgae to champs than me when im jungling alot her q spam can be ori shield block but stil lshoudl count right what the hell Xin Zhao: so gabage team Xin Zhao: cho can go full tank roa ap and still basicalyl do riven s damage Xin Zhao: even when she go 4/1 she cant even 1v1 him Xin Zhao: its fucing r%%%%%ed Xin Zhao: so fucing garage wtf Xin Zhao: like i said she 4/1 and dies low hp to chogath ven thou i ping her back Xin Zhao: noone listen to my ping Xin Zhao: cuz they fucing r%%%%%ed and cocky Xin Zhao: i spam ping after they dont listen and they get pissed and i say idc u guys neve rlisten i have to camp bot cuz u guys always get gank than after i vcamped i went near mid and they die wher ei coudal Xin Zhao: helped so useless Xin Zhao: how the fuc can i be so unlucky Xin Zhao: . Xin Zhao: .. Xin Zhao: my team srsly so trash Xin Zhao: uselses mobis uselses homeguard Xin Zhao: just gonna run into unfair ******** Xin Zhao: so funny huh Xin Zhao: shoudal upgrad my jungle item prolly lat egame it sucks Xin Zhao: what a late mid game team jsut suicides after i feed on purpose so smart Xin Zhao: so smart Xin Zhao: lets get dove Xin Zhao: lets not hug towre when behind Xin Zhao: so genius Xin Zhao: lets feed 2v2 when behind Xin Zhao: and blame jungler who tryst to camp Xin Zhao: we so smart we gonna focus jax and ez at same time so we cant kill one Xin Zhao: we are so goddam smart Xin Zhao: 220 cait Xin Zhao: lose to 160 ez Xin Zhao: how garbage is that please Xin Zhao: think about it