My toxic cat

Hello everyone,

First of all, my cat ate my mouse, and started to feed Rengar. There was a Nasus on my team, so you can see why... probably this is a cat thing, but, nevermind, my question is :

Why is it my fault that my cat is a toxic little kitten ?

Real story is :

My cat really fucked my mouse cable while doing a 5v5 in mins 40, so you could understand what the outcome of TF was... I'm just so mad at her, why doesn't RITO create a "Report my cat" button for every player out there that opeans a thread saying he was wrongfully banned ?

LE: Yes, i'm still using a cable mouse. So what ? I'm old school