New chapions and you!

Hi! im here to show you the wonderful world of league! Now as you get started you might start to see some "new champions" and you might think, what is a "new champion" like from Riot? Well I will tell you, It is complete BS! but i know you are saying "But Riot told us they worked really hard to balance this chapion and make them not op?!" WELL...THATS BS TOOOOOOO see we at riot like to do something called 'you giving us your money' see what we do is evry champion we release we make so strong jonh cena shits him self so you spend money to buy them, then we massivly nerf the hell out of them! its all about something called "people cant danm wait to just play enpough to get the danm ip needed to buy the champion!'. Now you kow. and after all, knowing is half the battle...oh ya the other half is red or blue.