Attention MISC!!

Good evening, I'm apparently your future husband: HateDaddy of GD. We're scheduled to get married against our wills or something like that. Personally I don't see the big deal because I like being forced to do things without my consent. But since we will be strung together so unhappily, I thought I may as well introduce myself and let you know that I prefer the bathroom door to always be left open and the toilet seat left up. If you violate this, there will be consequences. You've been warned.