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Give me my lane or I will feed.

Brotha·4/16/2015, 3:22:51 PM·1 votes·470 views

Just had a game where I was first pick. Second to last pick wanted top, I apologized and told him I was going top. He threatened to troll if I didn't give him top. Of course his duo dick rides along. Being a pure, red-blooded American man I instalock Lee Sin ignite/flash. They instalock Teemo Clarity/clairvoyance. Janna runs tp/smite. Alright, let's play this. I swap to tp/flash and at the last minute they correct their sums to ignite/exhaust/flash.

LeeSin - Alright motherfuckers it's time for some LCS Big plays, I'm going to show you some shit. buys pink ward and boots Janna -{All Chat} GG LEE TROLLING PLEASE REPORT. Teemo - {All Chat} Yeah Lee trolling report. LeeSin- places pink ward under midlane turret, wait for team to try and take it, tp onto it YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN. Later in that match EnemyTaric - Lee what the fuck are you building? LeeSin - I HAVE THE FRESHEST JORDANS ON MY FEET, TALISMAN OF BLING, MY VINTAGE MJ GLOVE CUZ IM STYLIN ON U, MY FLASK FULL OF DAT PURP, AND LASTLY BAMI'S CINDERS SYMBOLIZING MY GONORRHEA THE BITCH SWORE SHE WAS CLEAN

gg. 2 teamwork 2 honorable opponents (probably) 2 reports for intentional feeding, though I only died intentionally once.

Moral of the story: Funnest game I've had in weeks.

7 Comments

TeemoJenkins4/16/2015, 3:25:37 PM12 votes

. . . TL:DR OP Trolled because other people were trolling him... Glad you had fun at others expense, I bet you showed them!

Brotha4/16/2015, 3:31:43 PM1 votes

By the teamworks I got, I can only assume the morg and Udyr were having a blast as well. Overall yes TL;DR very accurate but fun none-the-less.

PalPlays4/16/2015, 4:42:03 PM1 votes

This is why I detest Draft pick. Literally every game I've ever played (but one) on it has been with trolls or noobs. The only game I ever won on it matched me with good players, but the game still took an hour and five minutes.

Team Builder just has a less toxic experience.

Axests4/16/2015, 5:05:30 PM1 votes

should've broke out the ap lee song you coward, then you should've one anyway while making puns the entire game

Brotha4/16/2015, 6:42:26 PM1 votes

I avoid team builder because no one takes it seriously. Draft is good for practicing, though I often get premades or duos who have your role chosen for you regardless of pick order. That was largely what this post was about. Recounting an experience where I had three choices: A. Give the bullies what they want. B. Get trolled by the bullies and have a bad experience. C. Troll myself and have a fun time.

I do not regret my choice regardless of the downvotes or the possible reports I received. When this game's rules lean in favor of the premade power ups and people whom bully by numbers, that is when I know it'll be time to back charge my card to Riot and move on the HOS.