What Champ Powers Would Suck To Have IRL?

's passive. Seeing as you can never dismount from Skarl unless you somehow scare the thing off or beat it until it flees, you then have to deal with the ever-looming threat of him running up and forcibly making you mount up because you did something cool, forcing you to then repeat the cycle endlessly.

Imagine: Wake up, on Skarl's back. Sleeping is hell. You pass by the local concrete wall near your house on the way out to work and bash the lizard's head into the wall until it flees. Then you see an attractive chick and think you may have a chance. You take the ballsy move and go up to say hi but are interrupted as music sounds and Skarl comes from nowhere and throws you on his back, scaring off the female. After another head-beating session, Skarl flees once more, but you remember that you have a test in school that morning in a class you hate and suck at. You buck up, head in and start hammering out answers. You finish so fast that you are the first one done and march proudly up to turn in your test. Then you hear the music... The windows shatter as Skarl runs back in and resumes his mount duties. There is no escape, only Skarl.

• mentally unstable
• reliving the deaths of everyone you know and love repeatedly
• Knowing everything that has or will happen, but can't do anything with that knowledge cause your mind is too messed up to form a sentence
• time flies like an arrow ; fruit flies like banana .--.

"TENTACLES GET THE FUCK AWAY"

"But we LOVE you!"

Spitballs in class would end up in murder charges.

Bard: I have no mouth, and I must chime

well usually if I throw a knife at someone they slow down...

: comes back to life, just to flail around a bit and punch people a couple times, then dies again.

Nobody would ever remember who I am....

I'd have to be pretty emotionless to get this champs power and think of my daily life after. "Hey dude how was the party last night." "It was fun"- in monotone voice "Umm uhh are you sure?" "Absolutely"- in monotone voice "Uhh okay whatever mr.sarcastic" Dating "How much do you love me?' "I love you a lot"- in monotone voice "Uhh can you repeat that with alittle more enthusiasm" "I love you to the moon and back" - in monotone voice "Why do you sound so sarcastic then? It's over!" "Oh no wait don't go Cheryll" -In monotone voice "Well at least I have this glowing sword thing"- in monotone voice

I have a shotgun... I can gain the powers of Graves for a couple hundred dollars.

Urgot. Just look at him.

So I could get a woman... but they end up dead.

I can't make them stop spinning! Send help!

i would be strapped to an airplane my whole life

I will probably be experimented on then put in a zoo

You'd be thousands of years old, seeing all of your friends and family pass on, begging for the sweet embrace of death. You finally decide to put an end to this madness and raise the gun to your head..... only to turn into an egg and be reborn.

because similar to , you're using your own bodily fluids for attacks. Like, if you Q someone with STDs, you have those. You W and you just turn into a puddle of blood which people can walk in so people walk away with a little piece of you on their shoes, your E makes you pour 10% of your damn blood into the attack, and after losing that much I think you'd get pretty light-headed. Your R just gives everything AIDs.

Can heal people, but die a little yourself

Mundo. He's constantly killing himself for damage...

You want to protect the people you love. In order to do that, you must kill thousands of people to get stronger. You can cause someone to age extremely fast, possibly killing them. You can turn a patch of land into a wasteland. And you can transform into an avatar of death. Worst of all, your half-doge.

(watching TV with a friend)

Brb, gotta go take someone's soul

Just try walking down that crowded school halway without killing anyone. Its impossible.

imagine the pain in your hands after slamming the ground at least i get to knock up some chicks while im at it.

passive.

Not that is wouldn't be cool to become a giant monster if you get angry enough. It's just that it's NEVER UP WHEN YOUR TEAMMATES DECIDE TO ENGAGE!

probably gets a lot of goop on people

Trampling everything after you accidently hit something. http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/funny-picture-comics-friends-red-bull.jpg (Btw we need a hidden passive for Alistair where he gets +1 MS when moving towards and red champions + Red buff, chickens and Infernal Dragon)

I mean they're all strong so none?

That is funny about but I wonder if it actually hurts him. Maybe it feels pleasant? :)

Whenever you touch anything, 20 spikes fly through it. It would lead to a very lonely life.

Though, you could stop your feet and knock a beer from across the room to you. But then as you grab it, 20 spikes puncture it and render it useless.

That's the cruelest part.

passive. Sure it's fun for sneaking in locker rooms or stuff like that, but just wait until you pass out somewhere and they can't find you to help you.

you have to always be moving or you will turn invisible

ur asleep, mum walks in and sees the blankets elevated but no jimmy

jimmy goes to school and turns invisible while sitting in his bench thing

jimmy gets sent to area 51 for testing

poor jimmy rip jimmy 2011-2018

Can you imagine the day-to-day maintenance on his stolen ship he has to do almost alone after his fall?