1000th win with Rioter?

As of right now, I'm currently 4 wins away from 1000. I know these things take time, so I'm asking early. I considered a great deal of things for this post. I'm a lurker and posting is not in my nature.

I was going to write my full League of Legends love story (How I started playing, when, who I played, skins, etc) but that would have been way too long. I thought about memes, but I'm not funny ;_; I thought about a lot of different ways to ask. This is also my first post, and I wanted to make it epic. ...That didn't work out.

I'm still not really sure what I want to do, but time has run out, and I need to ask now;

Would a Rioter join me for my 1000th win? [slayer-jinx-catface]

Please & Thank you :D

EDIT: http://i.imgur.com/abICUkW.jpg 1 win away. Rito-er pls.