This story does not have anything to do with League...
Bob the builder's magical adventure
Even though this is totally unrelated, please read this. I thought I should share this story that i recently found in my hard drive with the community of League of Legends, but keep in mind, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOL.
In the land of sodor, a hefty instruction worker named Bob was working on a train. After finishing, a man took the train for a test drive. The man would drive around the track wih the train, and if it worked, Bob would be payed. However, while the test was going on, a screw went lose and the train exploded, causing the man to fly off of it and falling in a pipe. Bob, knowing he wouldn't get payed if the man wasn't alive, went in after. In this new realm he found these tiny people. The tiny people greeted him, "yo, welcome to the city of shrooms, what you here for?" Bob replied, "I'm here to save someone who fell into this realm" The tiny people then ran off into the shadows as a huge demon stomped in. "I'M THE DEVIL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CITY OF SHROOMS?" Bob answered the devil, "I came to save someone! And thats what I intend to do!" The devil then said, "oh you are, are you, so naive you are, yes, well then, I guess i'll just leave you be then.... JUST KIDDING, NO ONE ENTERS THE CITY OF SHROOMS AND LEAVES WITHOUT SAYING HELLO TO MY WIFE!!!!" The devil then picked Bob up and brought him to his castle. "SATINA, GET OUT OF BED, YOU HAVE A VISITOR!!!!!" "I'M COMIN, I'M COMIN!! HOLD YO HORSEES" "Now Bob, this is my wife, Satina" Said Satin. Bob said hi and then tried to leave. "WAIT, i mean, wait,,,, don't you want to stay for dinner" asked the devil. Bob replied, "umm I really must be on my way-" "STAY FOR DINNER OR FACE YOUR DEATH!!!!" Bob then agreed to stay for dinner. At the Devil's castle, Satin and Satina gorged out on monkey liver and heart of mortal. However, Bob wasn't enjoying it, and refused to eat. "Bob, why aren't you eating your dinner?" The devil asked. Bob replied, "ummm, I don't really like this stuff, whatever it is." "EAT IT OR DIEEEEEEE!!" Satin demanded. "SATIN! YOU KNOW FORCED CANNIBALISM IS AGAINST THE LAW! FETCH HIM AN APPLE WE HAVE GROWING IN THE BACK YARD!" Satina demanded. "yes, butler of DEATH, please fetch our guest, an APPLE, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Satin told his servant." bob then ate the apple, Satin then told him, "You can feed the scraps to our new pet downstairs." Bob thn travelled down the many flights of stairs where he found his client, the man he was looking for, and tried to break him out. Just then, the devil walked in, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, oh you want to join your friend, yes, well, now you will face your ETERNAL DEATH!!!!!!" Bob ran, but it was no use, he was cornered, until his friend handy manny came in riding thomas the train with a machine gun. Many shot up the devil causing him to flinch, he then saved Bob and went away on the train. "WAIT, COME BACK, YOU CAN HAVE MY MY LITTLE PONY CAKE!!!!!" yelled satin as they flew away. "Okay, we need to get you back to your realm Bob" Said manny. "No!" Replied bob,"I need my pay for the job I did, we will not back down!" And so, Many trained Bob to use a machine gun, but Bob failed, and acciedntally shot Thomas in the esophogus, if trains had esophogusses, or is it esophogi, anyway, so he shoots thomas and then gets really sad and yells out a cry, the cry summons gandalf. "Gandalf, is that really you?" asked Bob, "No, I'm your mother" replied Gandalf, "My mother is dead" said Bob. There was a moment of silence. "Okay, lets get down to business then" Said Gandalf, "I hear you want to beat the devil and save your friend." “Yes" said Bob. "Okay, well I also have a bidding witht the devil, HE STOLE MY LUCKY CHARMS, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THEM FROM THAT LEPRECHAUN GUY, 940 YEARS, ALMOST MY WHOLE LIFE TRYING TO CATCH THAT GUY!!!!! So, anyway, I'm going to give you magical powers so you can avenge me!! And so, Bob gained magical powers, including the power to fly. Bob then flew away, carrying Manny. Bob crashed through the devil's window as he was about to eat his My Little pony Cake. "YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS CAKE!" exclaimed Satin. "I'm not here for the cake! "said Bob, "I'm here for my client!" "oh yeah" Said Satin."Then battle me!!!!" Bob battled him summoning many magic spheres to attack him with punches but Satin was winning. Bob then picked up a machine gun and shot it at Satin, missing and accidentally shooting the picture of miley cyrus. Enraged, the devil ran at them, but Bob took Manny by the hand and flew over the devil, landing on the my little Pony Cake. Bob then found himself in Ponyville, greeted by Pinky Pie, who introduced him to her friends. Bob and Manny explained their ordeal with the devil, and the ponies agreed to help. The ponies got together to form a seance and summoned the ghost of christmas past to fly them all over to the devil's castle, "BACK FOR MORE?" the devil asked, then the ponies all used the magic of friendship to shrink the devil down and throw him into the city of shrooms, to be finished off by Mario and Luigi. Bob then rescued the client. But the client didn't have any money after all, so he payed Bob in gum. And so this story ends with a quote from a sad Manny who didn't get payed in gum, "I never get payed in gum..." THE END