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A Short Rant About Akali

Tangiblepie·7/9/2017, 11:21:03 AM·1 votes·571 views

Her Q The cooldown is way too short to be fair mark is bullshit damage in all stages of the fucking game shouldn't empower auto attacks even further. Don't even get my ass started on her passive, heal on auto scaling with ad and ap so it doesn't matter what you go on this bitch, she's fucking unkillable, bonus damage scaling with ad and ap ON A FUCKING AUTO ATTACK RIOT WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? it genuinely makes no sense why should she get free heals and free damage on auto attacks? Pick one of them for the love of god she's way too strong right now, if you have an Akali on the other team doesn't matter if they're first time of Professor Akali levels you will be fucking butt blasted at any level unless you're playing Zed... OH FUCKING WAIT ZED DOES JACK SHIT TO HER NOW BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS NERFED HIM INTO THE GROUND!!!! OUR ONLY DEFENSE AGAINST AKALI IS GONE NOW!! WE HAVE TO 100% PICK OR BAN HER OR WE ARE FUCKED!! RIOT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DO SOMETHING I AM LOSING THE WILL TO LIVE AT THIS POINT!!! Her W should not give movespeed just makes it a little unbalanced but other than that good job on that one just pop it down to 6 seconds and we're cool here. Cough I'm dying from all the yelling gimme one second Inhale ok I'm good now. Onto her E, I have no complaints here actually it's very well made. Ok well I think that's i- "Tangu you forgot about her Q!" "Yeah man what about her Q?" Oh fuck me T_T this is gonna take a while so let's get through this fast Inhale Deeply Talk fast Akalis ultimate is the most r%%%%%ed thing I've seen in league it's worse than Illaoi because at least with Illaoi you can fucking walk away from her but with Akali she gets three free dashes THREE FREE FUCKING DASHES RIOT! WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!!? WAS IT YOU PHREAK?! literally anything is preferable to this fucking bullshit I would rather a true damage execute No just literally anything that isn't three free dashes, hell you could put an energy cost on it to make it not as spam able as before and I would be extremely happy just for the love of god DON'T LET AKALI STAY THE SAME!! It makes me so angry every time I have to fight an Akali which granted isn't often but it is still very infuriating when an Akali kills me with no skill needed just because she can jump to me three fucking times!!! Deep Inhale Panting good god I'm out of shape

4 Comments

Sdars7/9/2017, 12:03:58 PM2 votes

You know, all the yelling just makes people laugh at you and not take you seriously. Akali is not busted as you say. She's just really good at grabbing solo kills on bad enemies, which you are.

A good Zed can certainly deal with Akali.

I agree that her damage is pretty high and that her kit is pretty broken, but that's just how most champions are, and need to be to stay viable while everyone else continues being as broken as they are.

What you need to do if you're afraid of her is just play safe so she doesn't kill you and later on just stay with your team and cc+burst her and that's gg. If you're alone near a minion wave and you think akali may be coming, don't just stay there. You can't escape her if you have your minions right there as she can ult the minions and then you.

DoktorKaiser7/9/2017, 11:35:42 AM1 votes

She is waaay too easy and braindead to be properly balanced, you can hardly screw up on her especially since the vision changes because now her shroud is like a 5 seconds aoe zhonyas. I am yet to see a game where Akali doesnt get fed even before 6 and especially after 6. Good thing is that once everyone buys 4 items she suddenly turns into imo the worst champion in the game because she just doesnt have the burst to 1 shot any more and that is her only gameplay style so if she doesnt solo carry before 30-40 min, its gg wp for her. Unlike another champion who not only doesnt fall off but becomes the single strongest champ in the game cough cough Fiora cough

Azure Dancer7/9/2017, 12:35:29 PM1 votes

Nothing is actualy broken on akali. And please you made yourself look like a kid with this rant. Also nothing is "free" in any champions kit.

Mk2Chieftain7/14/2017, 4:14:29 AM1 votes

She's on the rework list anyways cause good god atm she is bad for everyone in a game. A huge liability if behind but an unstoppable monster when ahead. Laning phase is what makes it or breaks it for Akali cause if you beat her there she is worthless but if fed... then you are fucked.