Attention All Riot Employees

Theonly46 here, I would just like to ask if any possible Riot worker would like to play just one game with me, it's been a thing on my bucket list for a while and while I'm sure the tons o' damage man himself would probably be too busy, just be granted one game or even getting to add one of you and play with you would be an honor, my summoner name is here this feel free to add me if you'd be so kind, I'd love to play a game with one of the lucky few who help make this game what it is.