So... There are 3 vampires....

The first one says: "Damn i'm really hungry.." and SWOOOOOP . He flies away. After a while he come back, with traces of blood all over his mouth. So the other 2 vampires are like: " Wow dude, where did you go"? HE says: "Do You see that mountain right there? Behind it there is a human village. I ate all of them!"

So the second vampire says: "Oh well, i'm quite hungry too".. and SWOOOOOP. He flies away. After a while he come back, with blood all over his face from his mouth to his ears. So the other 2 vampires ask him: " Wow, where did you go?" He says: "Do You see that mountain right there? Right there on the side there is a human village. I ate all of them!"

So the third one says: "Well, guess i'm gonna go too then".. and SWOOOOP. He flies away. After a while he come back, with blood all over him, all his face, all the way down to his feet. All covered in blood. So the other 2 vampires ask him: " Wow, where in the world did you go?" He says: "Do You see that mountain right there? Well i didn't saw it".

(Laughs- clap clap clap)