BrainBreakers Training Lesson one.

xDrkxHershy·7/19/2015, 3:32:19 PM·1 votes·739 views

^This is a training Course as well as Basic Rules to be part of our team "Brainbreakers"^*

Our philosophy is to always be kind, In order to control a battle field we must first be willing to control our emotions. We must never look down upon an opponent or toxic rival, Unless we have hands extended to help them up. We can never Cure the cancer as long as we feed it. For the definition of insanity is merely doing the same thing expecting different results. If we want toxicity to end, We must approach it differently.

Training Exercise one. To determine your placement in our Team, You must find out what role you play. We are no longer, ADC's, Supports, Or even mages, We are merely patient hunters, playing a game of chess, and Trying our best to control the enemy through Strange and misunderstood tactics. Kills have never once in the history of mankind, Ever won a war. But a firm Strategy and solid foundation, A plan, and a meticulous method of controlling the field, has won all known wars.. Some believed to be un-winable. We practice patience.... Because if the enemy see's a moment of weakness, he can expose it, and use it against us.

We intend to push our way to the championship, For this ever to work we must plan ahead. It is all Improvised, Until you hit diamond, and then you know longer know how to beat your opponent. Higher ranked opponents, are trained, they practice, they enter the field with confidence.. Because they are a unit, they have a brain. They have patience and know that they have had a breakfast, they are not hungry, But they want you to starve. Session one for all Members to officially be initiated is by entering the Gauntlet. Numbers have never won wars. if this was the case, the great wall of china would not to this day exist and neither would china. They built the wall, Turning the Huns strength against them, By building a wall they weren't smart enough to climb.

You will not know what the gauntlet is, you will be expected not to speak of it either. You have only two objectives -Lead your team to victory. -And Learn from your mistake every time you die.

_Basic Rules

There are a few rules because nothing can thrive with out order. If any member wishes to change these rules, they will be allowed to challenge them in the howling abyss against the strongest member, While being distracted by the brain. Muting the brains channel is automatic Disqualification.

1-Kindness will always triumph over anger, For in moments you are expected to be angry. You show master skill in controlling not only your own emotions, But controlling your own fate. If you seek to be unkind to a rival, Instead of raising up His Talents. How can you ever expect anyone to acknowledge your Talents.

2-Communicating anything you think and feel. For a team to be one, It is vital we discuss our feelings about the teams direction, About what you want out of this adventure. The game of patience is not an easy game. The game of Not letting the cancer kill you, is even harder. But there is no reasoning with a disease, because its sole intent is to kill. It will not listen, it only wishes to Injure you

3-If you get a kill before 10 minutes in, You have failed your mission. And you have learned nothing about your enemy. How can you win, if you only show your own weaknesses?

4-If you make it through an entire match with out dying, you have suceeded and have probably aided the team, in observing enemy patterns. In a world of the Meta, enemy moves have become predictable. but ignore the meta, for this means nothing. If you choose to battle the champion you see on the screen you will lose everytime. But if you come to the realization, you are infact battling a real person just as your self. You will see, that fighting their brain will benefit you more then fighting their numbers.

5-If one is to Become toxic during a match, Esspecially to our opponents, you will be faced with a second gauntlet to show your commitment to our cause. If you choose to deny the second chance. you will either be dismissed, Or put on observation.

6-The Brain can be challenged for his position at any given time. One on one match in the rift, With no muted channels will determine the winner. If the brain is defeated. You are given the responsibility of talking to the field and controlling the map. If this Duty is to tasking for you. You may want to reconsider your challenge.

7-Find your own role that fits you best, perhaps you've never been the best fighter, or anything really in league, So... Grab a couple wards, your on stealth espionage as evlynn, Go to enemy jungle, keep us informed, Your mission objective is to give us continuous Intel, and not get caught, or killed.


These are merely basics, and can be changed at any given time.

Your second assignment as a brain breaker, Is to practice with your allies. Have only 5 strategies for yourselves, when you enter the field.

1-Offensive. 2-Defensive. 3-Escape routes planned for ganks. 4-Itemization against specific foes. 5-Learn to win With only Four champs on field and a brain talking. (The brain is seeing things you do not)

After this phase is complete. You will be ready to do live practice. Only two live rounds will take place with a full team, If you fail. Your team decides the Reason the team had lost. That person will be sent to the gauntlet.

Q-Question: These help more than answers. Because if you know. then chances are you don't W-Wandering: Why be afraid to wander the map. practice your ability to escape on your free time. E-Empathy: Someone is having a bad game, Before you lash out...Think of a few bad games you had, where no one would listen, and how horrible it felt. R-Resist- Surrender for us is not an option, All brainbreakers will be taught an effective defensive strategy Called 'Hardlock" You will memorize this strategy before you ever play a live game with the team. Patience is our moto, So have patience to complete Your training. Have even more patience to realize your training will never be over.

((((((^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Why we believe Strategy and plans Will always win more then kills.^^^^^^^^^))))))))%%%%%

If kills had won wars, then Why did we lose Ww2, Oops.. that's right we didn't. "But wait Wasn't Hitler OP fed GG FF At twenty fed dude!?!?" Sure he was.. But that doesn't mean anything if you give him a wall to hard for him to climb.. You know how we won. We Pinned him into his bunker, Overwhelmed much like pushing your winions into their base to the point they can't cope anymore. He then took his own life.

How did We win veitnam? Oh thats right. once more it was a war we lost for several Reasons. In Veitnam, We had not accuratly Prepared.. We walked into a jungle with out wards so to speak. Thus the enemy knew their land not only better then we, but knew that they could turn the land itself against us. They were heavily outsupplied and outgunned. But we stepped into their turf unprepared, and they called us out on it. We had no reason to be in this war... Research it. For us americans it was not ours to fight. Don't hate on the soliders who took part in it though... Ever heard of the draft? No one had a choice.

September 11. The greatest nation Known to the so called greatest nation had for once, bled infront of the world, Exposing its weakness, Which may have crippled it until the day it will finally fall. It wasn't a full scale invasion. It was an attack on innocent people who had nothing to do with any of the wars. These people died. as not a senseless attack, But in an effort to show, what was once believed to be invincible was actually Weaker then anyone could imagine. It attacked Americans pride. Their Own strength utilized against them against them.

How many of you knew that Osama Bin laden, was trained by the U.S. C.I.A. thats our Central Intelligence agency.

If you understand how American Defenses work, you'll see that its not far from the rift, in the aspect of constant protection on all sides, A strong army. That has always had high held chins. One direct punch to the gut though, Their Morale.. Made us Vulnerable for a life time. and we're still fighting a war that none of us want to fight anymore. When though, We are looking at the war beyond the boarders, What about the war inside our very home. Blacks against Whites. Cops against Non cops. Politicians digging through our pockets. Religion against religion... When all we need to do is come to realize, that We are only segregated by those playing the pieces. Using this Separation to keep us weak. How does it make us weak you may ask?

Well how strong is a group of these people against that peoples? But... How strong is a group of Humans against Tyrants..

The sooner people realize, We are not Seperated by creed, and only by illusions, We will realize that if you look down. At both of your hands.. You will see to completely Opposite structures. Hell my right hand even has rings, where my left does not... But you need to see that though these hands are different they are both controlled by the same brain. And with this brains energy and commitment, You can Teach a hand to share knowledge and wisdom, Or merely teach it to Hinder, and Hate.

Will you make beautiful things? Or will you destroy all those in your way? Even your allies?

if someone is having a bad game, Let them know their efforts were appreciated, and have your whole team honor them. It will Stop the toxicity where it started and make them have at least one good point of the day. Maybe even kindly and subtly suggest a break after you have broken the ice.

Anyways this is Brainbreakers Issue One:

I will be sending this link to my team. So if your reading team. you will be quizzed on this. Do not Ignore it. Otherwise you get a Special Gauntlet. Because when you pick at someones brain, you can hinder them with out ever saying a single harsh word.

Community Feed back is always Listened to and Appreciated :)

Sincerely Elod Nine

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