A Recurring Theme

Me, on Ascension, being ye olde Heimerdonger Ascendong Maximum-Pendong, minding my own business cappin' points down bot, nuking fools that dare step into my domain to threaten my throne.

Random teammates, feeding enemy team kills, not capping points, not contesting Xerath, not rotating when opportunity arises: "Heim move" "Heim useless teamfight" "Heim roam" "Omg Heim useless"

Back to me, end of match, upwards of 1/4 my teams points, doesn't even have to become the Ascendong, sometimes 1/3 of teams points, can carry the game with incredible damage and few kills, even fewer deaths, Rito gods forbid I become Ascended and start pulling out the oneshots from two abilities at a time

Back to teammates, after winning: "Report Heim so Noob didn't help at all just camped all match" Enemy team champ that I redbarred thrice: "Report Heim so Noob just camped all match"

I'd almost be salty if these tears of the unlearned, MVP status, and Regular S- through S+ wins weren't so, just so incredibly god damn delicious

Yall don't step into my -cough- dominion actin' like you own the place, this is my MODE and this is my CHAMP. I AM THE ASCENDONG.