Every League of Legend Champ Annoyances and Satire

: Guardian Angel built in. : Every Kiss Begins with E. : I'm invisible. Now im not. Now i am. Now im not. Now I...... : Minotaur. : Sad Mummy. So sad, Riot made a song especially for him. : One of the 3 legendary birds. : Satan's Child. : Imagine Green Aarow + Hawkeye + Elsa from frozen. : I AM MADE OF SAND BUT CANT MOVE OR ATTACK FOR MYSELF. : TROLLLOOLOLOLOLOL. : HEAVE! PUNCH! LIGHTNING! : Insta Stun, Insta Dead. : Stand behind Braum. : I can snipe you unless someone gets in the way. : Everyone says im bad. But I swear im not. : OM NOM NOM : I deal true damage. Tah Tah. : My ult will DESTROY YOU : Im going to kill you with my stick. : Im going to sacrifice my Health for Your health. : I wreck everyone. Period. : If I attack you, I'm never letting you go. : Spiders decend. : Invisible. Until she becomes within AA range of Annie. Then Visible. : Ults across map for CS. : Fiddledicks : So much Ult Damge. : Nerfs, Buffs, All the same : Nobody plays him. Nobody cares. : Im supposed to be able to be played support. : SPINNING AROUND! DEMACIA! : Just when you think im dead, I kill you with transformation. : IM SANTA! : I Kill the best, Although, I can tend to be one of the worst. : WRECKARIM : The donger is back. : Oh, X champion is too strong, better nerf Irelia. : Zipping around the map at the speed of light. : Ill trap you and my team all at once. : Dodge. Dodge. : Shoot. Shoot. HAMMER TIME! (Oh Oh OH OH OH OH!) : Destroyer of worlds, and your face. : ALL THE SPEARS! : Gets buffed, Nobody cares. Gets nerfed, EVERYONE FREAKS OUT. : The kill steal Ult. : Tp Everywhere, Kill everyone. : I am the untouchable. : I should be a support. But nah, Play me top. : Must shoot lightning. : Must not die to Rengar. : Pew pew pew, Braw Braw Braw. : Im here, no im there. Nope, i was in the first place. : Matt Murdock : I will TP stun everyone. : I am the equivalent of Hilary Clinton. : Pew pew pew dash pew pew pew dash. : Pew pew lulu. : Light Casting beam of death. : ROCK SOLID. : Purple Space AIDs : Mystical Treant that nobody cares much about. Could be as sad as amumu? : The true worrier ninja. : Anyone would scrub her poop deck. : Takes souls. Uses them against you. : Binds you across the map. : Little Mermaid. : Stacks = win. : Tankiest of the tank. : Invisible spears. : Scariest ult ever. : Snowballs. : Cant be stopped when snowballed. : My ball is the key. : PRRRRRRRRRR FIREBALL! : Spam all the buttons. : All around tank. : Why so serious? : I do everything based off my max HP. : Top Smite is a thing because of me. : Runnin runnin and runnin runnin. : CHARGE! Miss. : Blades FTW! : Im gonna drag you places youve never been before. : My Occupation changes from organist, to DJ like that. : Heals for all! : Cripple, Dead, Cripple, Dead. : Purple balls of death. : Blades everywhere. : Fabulous! : Satan. : Worst warden ever. : Jumps in, kills, jumps out. : HAMMER IT DOWN NOW! : Screams, Doesnt die. : Cards do damage? What? Why do you deny my power? : Stays with you. Forever. : All the stances. All at once. : So strong. So Underplayed. : Pew pew pew. : Pew pew pew, OP damage, Pew pew pew. : Almost insta stun. : LAZERS! GEOMETRY! : Giant fist o' pain. : Lazers, stuns, all that stuff. : Pool = alive. No pool = dead. : _____ is unstoppable! : Swipe swipe, Uselessness. : Literally the Fighter we all think of. : Over ranged. : Screaming when he fought Mulan. : All the Passives. : Lets just say, he is a necrophiliac. : Soft blobby hulk. : That guy we all used to hate (and still do) : Dont do drugs kids. : Timelord. : Plant lady.

Obviously these are satirical. Dont hate, appreciate.