Project Trending: #1v1mebro

FuzzyPhatPanda·12/15/2014, 3:51:59 AM·2 votes·818 views

This is a PSA from me to all of you. I have a mission, and I require your assistance. We are long past the times of #yolo and #swag, and it is time we rise above the overly used, everyday hashtags like #like4like or #hashtag. Thus I make my request to all of you. As I have discussed over the course of many hours of research with my peers, #1v1mebro creates a peaceful solution to potentially dangerous situations. We are no longer in an age where petty disputes should be settled with physical strength, but rather, the intellectual should be rewarded for the might that is their intelligence. As such, if a lunch time bully starts to pick on you at recess, don't retaliate with violence, but rather use the tools that society has provided us to crush their very hopes and dreams of ever becoming anything important if they don't join our cause. If he tries to take your lunch money refuse his commands and just firmly state #1v1mebro. Just the implication of what might result from actually 1v1ing you will more often than not be enough to send even a grown man packing. It shall provide a tool for nerds around the world to conquer their foes, and feel the power surging through them as they destroy them 20-0 in game. It is time that we gamers and nerds start our own trend, one that will change how we react to braggers and feats of luck.

So, as a fellow resolver of arguments and petty quarrels between friends and strangers, a fellow disputer of braggarts and those with immense luck; I implore you, don't be afraid to take your stand. Our knowledge and skills are greater than those who challenge us, so we must show them our strength. So I call upon you to aid me in this mighty quest, to form a new trend and to start a new revolution for peaceful solutions. It is time that we stop being underestimated. It is time we retaliate with our own secret weapon. It is time that we unite under one cause. It is time that we stand our ground. It is time for us to firmly state our challenge. It is time we say #1v1mebro.

TL;DR Help me start trending #1v1mebro

1 Comments

aLawfulFalafel12/15/2014, 9:07:22 AM1 votes

yeah great advice bro

-a bully is picking on me and i cant handle him, can u help

-just say, 1v1 me bro, itll work, i promise

-ok ill try that

-----next day at lunch-----

-yo gimme your lunch money nurd

-1 v 1 me bro

-/bully punches out /me

trolololololololol

best advice NA