Dear ADCs,

Please stop playing like a bunch of pussies, just stop. Please. Stop playing incredibly aggressive ADCs like Draven and Xayah then stay under tower all through lane phase. Stop running away when I engage on the enemy and grant you a perfect double kill opportunity. Stop going into tunnel vision and not paying attention to when your support is getting killed, then ping them and say they're feeding when they die, even though you did nothing to help. Stop saving heal for yourself and learn when to use it to save your support. Learn to actually lay down your traps when you play Caitlyn. Realize that your support can, usually, heal or shield you, but that you can't just walk right into Thresh hooks. Learn that when the enemy has a poke support such as Karma, to say behind minions, for your own benefit. Learn to pay attention to the mini map so you don't blame me for your death when you die to the enemy jungler, even though I had the river warded and pinged. Finally, for the love of fucking god, stop leaving Janna ultimates.

                                                                                                                                                                                            From, A Support Main