LoL puns

What do you call an Alistar that's 8/0? Legend-dairy! Why can't a straight person carry as Malphite? Because if they do, they're brokeback mountain! Don't make fun of Zilean, he'll clean your clock. Re-porting someone is stopping their recall by killing them. Twisted fate decked 4 of my teammates once. They spent the remainder of the match playing 52 card pick up. I was playing Shaco so he never got a penta, because he could never find the joker. Some abilities do magic damage, some do physical damage some do true damage, and some do mixed damage. Mine? Mine do brain damage. Gragas is a good champion for DRAFT pick. Lee sin of course for blind. One time the enemy team had a phe-nami-nal support with excellent waveclear that scaled well into late game, and she was able to fin-ish us easily. It was indeed quite a tail. I always build 6 mejais on Little Devil Teemo because after all, he is a soulstealer. Sometimes certain Syndra skins give me blue balls. Nasus likes his women stacked. Okay these are getting progressively less appropriate so before I cause harm I'm going to stop.