Vel'Koz's Observations

So, this is a little thing I came up with because I was bored. I thought "You know what might be cool? Envisioning what some of Vel'Koz's observation notes would look like for some of the champions." So, this is that. Just for a quick legend: Name and Title are the names and titles of the champion (such as Nami, The Tidecaller), In-Between Occupation is what the champion probably does in between matches on the Rift (e.x.: Akali's In-Between Occupation: Unknown. Subject experienced in concealing traces.), and Supported Nation is the nation that the champion supports (e.x.: Irelia's Supported Nation: Ionia). Also, please note that this is NOT entirely lore-accurate, so if there's lore inaccuracy, please do not call me out on it, as I just don't care enough about the lore.

Without further adieu, here's my little scribblings.

"Subject 1. Name: Ahri Title: The Nine-Tailed Fox In-Between Occupation: Supposedly whore. Spotted frequently flirting with other champions and passersby, although no clear conversation has been recorded. The rest of this section is marked as 'REDACTED'. Supported Nation: Neutral, though has been observed supporting Ionia more than other nations. Side Notes: Has been spotted engaged in romantic activity with Sona. Possibly lovers, but more analysis is required before conclusions can be reached. Conclusion: A more detailed analysis is required. Subject has been reluctant to answer more questions."

"Subject 2. Name: Draven Title: The Glorious Executioner In-Between Occupation: Executioner. Holds multiple public executions daily, mainly war prisoners. Supported Nation: Noxus, alongside his brother Darius. Side Notes: Has openly admitted self to observation, analysis, and interrogation. Intimidating aura of self-confidence and ego. Records show that subject has a 100% successful execution rate. Conclusion: Extremely skilled as an executioner. Incredible aura of ego. Impressive track record. Further analysis required."

"Subject 3. Name: Sona Title: Maven of the Strings In-Between Occupation: Musician and DJ. Spotted at all sizes of musical events, ranging from small gatherings of light-string music to large concerts with blaring techno-music playing. Supported Nation: Never openly admitted, though known to support Ionia. Side Notes: Cannot speak. Possesses an incredibly powerful musical instrument. Has been spotted in romantic company with Ahri. Refuses to answer questions about any relations with Ahri. More analysis scheduled. Conclusion: Powerful musician with the ability to control human emotion. Cannot speak. Is possibly lovers with Ahri, but data is inconclusive. Close analysis advised."

"Subject 4, final subject of the day. Name: Tristana Title: The Yordle Gunner In-Between Occupation: Weapons specialist. Known to train a Yordle militia, but locations are unknown. Supported Nation: Neutral. Has stated as having little interest in non-Yordle affairs. Side Notes: Allies with Teemo and Poppy. Rumored to be in a relationship with Teemo, but has openly refused to dispell or confirm the rumors. Also thought to be hard of hearing, but has yet to be confirmed Conclusion: Subject is a popular center for rumors and controversy. Unmatched accuracy with an average of 99% shots hit per match. Worth investigating further."